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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Jimbob on 06 November 2007, 09:50:11
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Well, got the snip yesterday.
All went very smoothly
Arrived on time, got called though, quick chat and offered diazapan for nerves :y which I obviously took em up on.
Sat in a little room for 20 mins while they kicked in, I was nearly falling asleep!
Previous bloke walks out looking like a cowboy who has lost his horse, I dont care cos of the drugs!
Go in, lie down, hurt a bit when they injected the anaesthetic.
and off they went, barely felt a thing, until the cauterising electric shock machine, they just gave me another quick jab and happy days again.
All in all, suprisingly not a bad experience :o
Shortly after, I got the 'been hit in the plums' type feeling, some ibuprofen and paracetamol saw that off.
Went home and lay down for a few hours.
This morning, a bit of pain when I move, and some very unusual colours to look down on!
Sitting / walking not to comfy, but feet up is ok.
Got a few days off work, then work from home the rest of the week :y
Hard bit is not being able to pick the kids up etc.
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I have just come over all weak at the thought of it. What on earth posessed you to go through that? :'( :'(
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I had the snip many years back.... my only advice would be .. take it steady for a few days !! I did the "lazy thing" for 4 days .. no problems ..., a mate knew better.. went walking and did some decorating .. boy was he in pain 4 days later !!
Just remember .. you can't see any internal bleeding you start by being stupid .. it'll stop but show as heavy bruising and pain !
Just relax and enjoy the time off .... go for the "pampered"option !
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:o :o ;D ;D
So your off work, dont suppose you fancy giving me a hand with a gearbox do you ;D
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barely felt a thing, until the cauterising electric shock machine, they just gave me another quick jab and happy days again.
:o :o :o :o
<crosses legs>
Kevin
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You will have to install a couple of golf tee's on the front of your drivers seat ;)
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was when they turned a fan on by my head, i said is that so I dont smell the burning?
They laughed and admitted yes
2 secs later I suggested I was gonna have steak for dinner, they laughed and said with bbq sauce?
Oh great fun!
Think I'll give the gearbox a miss Pete, maybe next time :y
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I have just come over all weak at the thought of it. What on earth posessed you to go through that? :'( :'(
He was told to......very scary person is Mrs Jimbob.....
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You will have to install a couple of golf tee's on the front of your drivers seat ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Never in a million years. [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
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You will have to install a couple of golf tee's on the front of your drivers seat ;)
Fore!!!!!! :o
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Best you test it James - make sure it's all in working order! ;D ;D ;D
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Think i'll give it a day or 2 yet :-[
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I now have a near permanent grimace and keep sucking air through my teeth!!
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My conkers are tingling just thinking about it....
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My conkers are tingling just thinking about it....
I'll get Mrs DTM warned that if you ask for a game on conkers tonight, what she will be in for ;D
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You will have to install a couple of golf tee's on the front of your drivers seat ;)
Fore!!!!!! :o
Skin!!!!!
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You will have to install a couple of golf tee's on the front of your drivers seat ;)
Fore!!!!!! :o
Skin!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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stop making me laugh :'(
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stop making me laugh :'(
I recall some years ago when we lived in the old house, the neighbours had a samoid (dog) which was a bit lively. After it tried to shag the cat for the third time and also took a liking to a sleeping swan they decided to have it 'done'.
I remember seeing the poor thing that evening, it took it a good 5 minutes to sit down and the facial expressions were a classic.
Sound familiar...... ::)
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What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)
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looking on the bright side you can sit on here all day with you feet up lol :o :o :o :y
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What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)
Been going for the sit as far back as possible technique, all in the rim.
Was nervous though
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What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)
Been going for the sit as far back as possible technique, all in the rim.
Was nervous though
Ahhhhh the soothing coolness of porcelain ;)
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What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)
Cool.....no, cold porcelain on me poor nadgers...oh, yes...yes. ;D
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Same thought, same time Pete.......spooky :o
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Have you been neutered as well Steve ;D
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Have you been neutered as well Steve ;D
No need mate. As Winston Churchill omce said "A dead bird never flies the nest" ;D