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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: bob.dent on 07 November 2007, 11:37:40
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Right, as I'm still "drying out" I'm serving behind the bar today. What!!..........Elite Pete not in yet? :o ;D ;D
Bar opens at 12pm and not a second earlier. ;)
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Half of mild please barsteward.
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Can you pour me one now please, promise I'll only look at it ::)
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Good Morning Mine Host
A pint of your finest ale if you please ::)
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Half of mild please barsteward.
Bug*er off.......you're barred!! ;D
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Half of mild please barsteward.
Bug*er off.......you're barred!! ;D
rather young 'uns these days. No respect. I'm gagging here, been queueing for me pension since half past four.
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Can you pour me one now please, promise I'll only look at it ::)
Something to ease the pain on the plums James? A large scotch or brandy maybe? ::) ;D
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Half of mild please barsteward.
Bug*er off.......you're barred!! ;D
rather young 'uns these days. No respect. I'm gagging here, been queueing for me pension since half past four.
;D ;D ;D
Wish I was!! ::)
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Half of mild please barsteward.
Bug*er off.......you're barred!! ;D
If you were any sort of man, you'd buy a old soldier a half pint of beer....and a large whiskey please. I fought in the trenches for you yer know......and a packet of nuts (sorry Jimbob)
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Bottle of your best Champagne.......theres a time difference in Scotland - its 14 minutes ahead :y
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Bottle of your best Champagne.......theres a time difference in Scotland - its 14 minutes ahead :y
No problem Markie, that'll be on me in thanks for the accomodation next Monday. :y
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Bottle of your best Champagne.......theres a time difference in Scotland - its 14 minutes ahead :y
No problem Markie, that'll be on me in thanks for the accomodation next Monday. :y
Anytime matey.....sling me a meat pie with it, must remember to eat ;D
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That pint was warm. BURP Those nuts were stale. FART. I'm off down the yatsies wine bar, tw*ts.
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That pint was warm. BURP Those nuts were stale. FART. I'm off down the yatsies wine bar, tw*ts.
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We're not allowed to abuse pensioners in the Nags Head! ;D
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That pint was warm. BURP Those nuts were stale. FART. I'm off down the yatsies wine bar, tw*ts.
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We're not allowed to abuse pensioners in the Nags Head! ;D
Tell us where we are allowed and we'll go there then. ;D
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Good Morning Mine Host
A pint of your finest ale if you please ::)
A bit late on parade this morning Pete! A pint of our finest coming up. [smiley=beer.gif]
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Good Morning Mine Host
A pint of your finest ale if you please ::)
A bit late on parade this morning Pete! A pint of our finest coming up. [smiley=beer.gif]
Bloody service is rubbish in here today. He's been waiting 35 minutes to get served. >:( ;)
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Good Morning Mine Host
A pint of your finest ale if you please ::)
A bit late on parade this morning Pete! A pint of our finest coming up. [smiley=beer.gif]
Bloody service is rubbish in here today. He's been waiting 35 minutes to get served. >:( ;)
Lets make it self service then [smiley=beer.gif]
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Good Morning Mine Host
A pint of your finest ale if you please ::)
A bit late on parade this morning Pete! A pint of our finest coming up. [smiley=beer.gif]
Bloody service is rubbish in here today. He's been waiting 35 minutes to get served. >:( ;)
Took me that long to get Victor Meldrew out the bar! ;D
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Good Morning Mine Host
A pint of your finest ale if you please ::)
A bit late on parade this morning Pete! A pint of our finest coming up. [smiley=beer.gif]
Bloody service is rubbish in here today. He's been waiting 35 minutes to get served. >:( ;)
Took me that long to get Victor Meldrew out the bar! ;D
I was wondering why it doesn't smell of wee anymore :D
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The smell of TCP has gone as well ;D
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Hmmmm......no one drinking today then? :-? It's gone a bit quiet in here since Victor Meldrew was evicted!! ;D
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Everyone has cleared off to the Cockwell Inn down the road because the barman here aint that good ;)
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Everyone has cleared off to the Cockwell Inn down the road because the barman here aint that good ;)
Blo*dy charming!! >:( Think I'll go and join Meldrew. ;D
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Everyone has cleared off to the Cockwell Inn down the road because the barman here aint that good ;)
Blo*dy charming!! >:( Think I'll go and join Meldrew. ;D
Lets face facts Bob. You're no Peggy Mitchell are you :D
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I dunno, has his merits, does a cracking bbq, any time of the day or night :y
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I dunno, has his merits, does a cracking bbq, any time of the day or night :y
Your right there :y
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A pint and 2 burgers please barkeep
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will go nicely with my coconuts (been playing again Mark?) ;D
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Meldrew will be back. Just seen him being chucked out of the bookies. He tried to demand they accept a 5p each way bet. ;) ;D
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Looks like he's on his way back :)
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Just been kicked out of Yatesies. I was accused of minesweeping when people went to the toilet. HIC. Bast*rds. I've told them my big mate Bob will be down to kick their ars*s soon. C'mon Bob,
we'll you'll show 'em. :y
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When
we you go in Bob, just smack the 6' 7" fella with the tattoos and the gun. The rest will sh*t themselves.
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When we you go in Bob, just smack the 6' 7" fella with the tattoos and the gun. The rest will sh*t themselves.
;D ;D
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LMAO ;D
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Anyway. Got to go and pick my grandson up from school now. No doubt that sour-faced old cow of a teacher will accuse me of being drunk in charge of a minor. I told her, my sick always smells of booze. It's a rare medical condition I have. And the child I spewed on thought it was quite funny.
Later.
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When we you go in Bob, just smack the 6' 7" fella with the tattoos and the gun. The rest will sh*t themselves.
Just been down to Yatesies..........gave the 6' 7" fella a 20 quid and told him to give the grumpy old geezer that looks like Victor Meldrew a good kicking. I said if you weren't in the Nags Head he could find you at the school throwing up over some poor kid. ;D ;D ;D
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Are you lot STILL in here? You've been here all day, haven't you got jobs to go to? ;D
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Are you lot STILL in here? You've been here all day, haven't you got jobs to go to? ;D
Yes....ive got a flow chart to create :-[ tomorrow ;D
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Back to work for me tomorrow, WFH though :y
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Hi chaps just called in for a swift half after a hard day at work [smiley=beer.gif] Why does it smell of sick in here? :-?has that Meldrew been in here earlier?
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Hi chaps just called in for a swift half after a hard day at work [smiley=beer.gif] Why does it smell of sick in here? :-?has that Meldrew been in here earlier?
Correct. Had to throw him out after half an hour due to his constant abuse at the regulars. ::) ;D
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Right, that my shift over for the day :y - where's the evening shift barmen? :P
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Right, leaving work in a min, had enough for a day.... I'll have a Guinness please, thought i'd better order it in advance as I've heard the service in here can be a bit slow......
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My three-year old just noticed Mr Dent's avatar.
"Oh look Daddy, a man with water coming out of his bummy!" ;D ;D ;D
C'mon son, let's leave here and go to Cbeebies! ;)
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Right, that my shift over for the day :y - where's the evening shift barmen? :P
Gone sick, Bob. You'll have to work a double-shift. ;D ;D
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Anyone want to buy a stereo from an Elite? ::)
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Where's me pint? :-[
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Where's me pint? :-[
Bob Dent's drunk the place dry. He's been here since 0930 this morning. :-[ :-[
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Is it a case of bring your own now then?
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Where's me pint? :-[
Bob Dent's drunk the place dry. He's been here since 0930 this morning. :-[ :-[
Sod popping in tonight then if theres no booze >:(
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Got a letter from the council today. >:(
Responded politely, though. ;)
BTW, the beer's arrived by DHL. Only phoned through the order 10 minutes ago. ::)
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Looks like Bob really has done the deed and slipped away.......
He left a note saying he had to leave after typing the following quote into the address bar then hitting enter.....
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
I would leave as well, if thats the effect..... [smiley=engel017.gif]
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Got a letter from the council today. >:(
Responded politely, though. ;)
BTW, the beer's arrived by DHL. Only phoned through the order 10 minutes ago. ::)
Delivered Holsten Lager :y
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Looks like Bob really has done the deed and slipped away.......
He left a note saying he had to leave after typing the following quote into the address bar then hitting enter.....
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
I would leave as well, if thats the effect..... [smiley=engel017.gif]
Have you got yer blue suit on Broocie or are you havin a malt with us?
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Been on a waggon for almost a week (until I managed to puncture a few of the wheels then had to jump ship.....)
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Been on a waggon for almost a week (until I managed to puncture a few of the wheels then had to jump ship.....)
So how many boxes of tacks did you have to run over then?
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<----- Wakes up again......
terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired
Er i've been waiting 6 hours for me pint........
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Been on a waggon for almost a week (until I managed to puncture a few of the wheels then had to jump ship.....)
So how many boxes of tacks did you have to run over then?
used reverse a lot...... :-[
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<----- Wakes up again......
terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired
Er i've been waiting 6 hours for me pint........
Come back tomorrow, Its free beer :D
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Free? Can't even get one that i've paid for....
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Free? Can't even get one that i've paid for....
Still waiting to see your ID. You only look 13! ;D ;D
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If only! I can't remember that far back!