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Omega Help Area => Omega General Help => Topic started by: ian stapleton on 05 February 2009, 22:49:52

Title: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: ian stapleton on 05 February 2009, 22:49:52
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Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Entwood on 05 February 2009, 22:55:50
If you are trying to tell us your emission light is on, then as you have the 2.2 variant it needs a visit to a Tech2 type machine to read the codes.

90% certain it will be the pre-cats playing up, but you can't be certain without a code read.

If you put your location in your profile, someone with a suitable code reader might live near you .. :)


Oh .. and BTW

"Hello" and welcome  :)
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: CaptainZok on 05 February 2009, 23:01:50
rather hell Nige, can you read tea leaves too?
Remarkable psychic abilities that man. ;D ;D
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Andy B on 05 February 2009, 23:07:36
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Remarkable psychic abilities that man. ;D ;D

New batteries in the crystal ball perhaps?  :-/  :y
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Entwood on 05 February 2009, 23:13:32
Come on guys .. what else can the title and his single misspelt word mean ....   :)

I was a WO .. we walk on water .. but we're NOT clairvoyant .....  :D :D :D

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* * KNOW YOUR RAF RANKS

Air Rank (MRAF, ACM, AM, AVM, AC) Leaps tall buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God.

Group Captain Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a tank engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks with God.

Wing Commander Leaps short buildings with a running start. Is almost as powerful as a tank engine. Is able to avoid speeding bullets. Walks on water in indoor swimming pools. Talks with God if special request is approved.

Squadron Leader Can just clear a small hut. Loses a tug-of-war with an engine. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God.

Flight Lieutenant. Makes high marks when leaping small huts. Is run over by locomotives. Can handle a gun. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.

Flying Officer Runs into buildings. Recognises locomotives two times out of three. Is not issued with live ammunition. Can stay afloat if issued with a Mae West. Talks to walls.

Pilot Officer Falls over doorsteps. Says, "I see no trains". Wets herself/himself with a water pistol. Stays on dry land. Mumbles to herself/himself.

Warrant Officer Lifts tall buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off their tracks. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth. Freezes water with a glance. Because – HE IS GOD
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Woodfull on 05 February 2009, 23:49:33
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Come on guys .. what else can the title and his single misspelt word mean ....   :)

I was a WO .. we walk on water .. but we're NOT clairvoyant .....  :D :D :D

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* * KNOW YOUR RAF RANKS

Air Rank (MRAF, ACM, AM, AVM, AC) Leaps tall buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God.

Group Captain Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a tank engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks with God.

Wing Commander Leaps short buildings with a running start. Is almost as powerful as a tank engine. Is able to avoid speeding bullets. Walks on water in indoor swimming pools. Talks with God if special request is approved.

Squadron Leader Can just clear a small hut. Loses a tug-of-war with an engine. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God.

Flight Lieutenant. Makes high marks when leaping small huts. Is run over by locomotives. Can handle a gun. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.

Flying Officer Runs into buildings. Recognises locomotives two times out of three. Is not issued with live ammunition. Can stay afloat if issued with a Mae West. Talks to walls.

Pilot Officer Falls over doorsteps. Says, "I see no trains". Wets herself/himself with a water pistol. Stays on dry land. Mumbles to herself/himself.

Warrant Officer Lifts tall buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off their tracks. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth. Freezes water with a glance. Because – HE IS GOD


Seen the pics, what were you, a loadie?? :y
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Entwood on 05 February 2009, 23:50:37
nah .. couldn't afford the cut in pay that would involve ...  :)  Flt Eng ... :)
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Dave-C on 06 February 2009, 06:37:23
Are these numbers any good for Saturdays lottery 10,18,24,26,28,31 ???  :)
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Kevin Wood on 06 February 2009, 10:02:32
.. and while you're at it, do you foresee any Omega problems this weekend? Just so I can go to the stealers in my lunch break.

Kevin
Title: Re: light on any body got any ideas
Post by: Welung666 on 06 February 2009, 11:32:28
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Are these numbers any good for Saturdays lottery 10,18,24,26,28,31 ???  :)

I'd pi$$ myself if they came out now ;D ;D