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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 November 2007, 23:18:27

Title: joke
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 November 2007, 23:18:27

His and Her Diary page one Wednesday.

Hers..
He was quiet today, subdued not himself. Something was wrong, he hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it must be another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later, we cuddled up together, I stroked his hair, he lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.

His..
England lost again today F***in gutted, got a shag though!

Title: Re: joke
Post by: amigov6 on 26 November 2007, 23:22:27

 :)If you got your leg over everytime England lost....................................... 8-)

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Danny on 27 November 2007, 16:31:22

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:)If you got your leg over everytime England lost....................................... 8-)

a mate of mine has 5 kids... i wonder if...

Title: Re: joke
Post by: CaptainZok on 27 November 2007, 16:45:17

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:)If you got your leg over everytime England lost....................................... 8-)

a mate of mine has 5 kids... i wonder if...

Nah England have lost loads more times than that. ;D