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Title: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: hotel21 on 30 November 2007, 00:19:34

Subject: Boaby & Davy go to France (Conjoined Twins)
 
An on duty Gendarme spots a hire car approaching the Champs Elysees with a rear light out. He beckons the driver to pull over, which he does and winds his window down. The Officer has a good look inside the car and notices that the driver and passenger are conjoined twins, Boaby & Davy. Instead of making an issue over the light out situation he begins to engage in some friendly chat.
 
 Gendarme: Ah, you are on holiday my friends?
 
 Davy: Aye, that's right big yin. We've been coming every September weekend for the last 9 years.
 
 Gendarme: So I guess you come to France to get away from ze rainy weather you have in Ecosse?
 
 Davy: Naw, it nearly always pishes doon when we come here. Your weather's nae better than oors, in't that right Boaby?
 
 Boaby: Aye.
 
 Gendarme: Zen I take it you are here to enjoy our delicious French food, very healthy.
 
 Davy: Naw, yer food's rotten big man, everything reeks of garlic.  We've brought a box full of pieces to avoid eating your crap.
 
 Gendarme: Zen you must be here to drink our famous wines and cognac,surely.
 
 Davy: Yer swally's boggin, we've hid tae bring a kerry oot. In't that right Boaby?
 
 Boaby: Aye.
 
 Gendarme (by now ever so slightly bemused): Well in that case you must be here to see the Parisienne madamoiselles, ze most beautiful women in Europe.
 
 Davy: Yer kiddin in't ye! The burds here are dogs, ah widnae touch them wae yours big yin.
 
 Gendarme (by now rather irate): Zen why do you people come to our country if everysing ees so bad?
 
 
 
 Boaby: It's the only chance oor Davy gets tae drive!
 





I'll get ma jaiket.....   :D

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 30 November 2007, 00:23:51

:D

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: The Barge Captain on 30 November 2007, 00:38:03

I like it.
What's cojoined mean? :-?

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: raximax on 30 November 2007, 00:38:32

 :o :o :o

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: hotel21 on 30 November 2007, 01:14:57

Quote

I like it.
What's cojoined mean? :-?

Previously and otherwise known as siamese twins, with the sharing of one lower body (or similar) with two seperate folks up top doing the talking and thinking.....   :'(

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: Jimbob on 30 November 2007, 08:32:53

LMAO

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: Elite Pete on 30 November 2007, 09:00:08

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: A380 Elite on 30 November 2007, 11:27:16

 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: bob.dent on 30 November 2007, 14:58:37

 ;D ;D ;D Quality Broocie.......Love the way you got the Jock accent into words :D

Title: Re: Boaby and Davie.....
Post by: Tony H on 30 November 2007, 16:59:27

Class broocie ;D :y