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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO123 on 28 September 2006, 12:23:31
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
??????????????????????
MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?
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Sadly lost his bet
'n had to see vet
feelin' a wee bit pathetic
used gear knob as prosthetic
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Sadly lost his bet
'n had to see vet
feelin' a wee bit pathetic
used gear knob as prosthetic
Dont you know what a limerick is? you American thing you :D
Still, very good ;D
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A town in Ireland? Need a proper introduction to beer poetry ;)
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A town in Ireland? Need a proper introduction to beer poetry ;)
Five liner, mate ;)
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
??????????????????????
MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?
As long as you leave me the head ;D
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A town in Ireland? Need a proper introduction to beer poetry ;)
Five liner, mate ;)
You see the key word, the really really important word there, was beer! I don't rememebr things well without beer :D
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A town in Ireland? Need a proper introduction to beer poetry ;)
Five liner, mate ;)
You see the key word, the really really important word there, was beer! I don't rememebr things well without beer :D
Aye, I should have posted it on Saturday night, they'd have all been at it by now :)
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.....for someone to finish....
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.
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.....for someone to finish....
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Or ask Mark DTM to save me instead!"
;D
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.....for someone to finish....
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Or ask Mark DTM to save me instead!"
;D
;D ;D
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.....for someone to finish....
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
'Cos i know my butter and bread.
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Or ask Mark DTM to save me instead!"
;D
;D ;D
Thats more like it ;D ;D ;D
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And stuff a haggis in there instead
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And stuff a haggis in there instead
Gettin' better. ;D
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And stuff a haggis in there instead
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ok, keep it coming....I will judge the winner at 9.00pm this evening.....
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And stuff a haggis in there instead
That was offal. ;D ;D
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
??????????????????????
MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?
or give you the keys to me v6 instead :D ;D
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And stuff a haggis in there instead
That was offal. ;D ;D
Whisht!
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And hope she wont notice,in bed
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And hope she wont notice,in bed
;D
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.....for someone to finish....
Ther was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
??????????????????????
MODS: 10 posts for the one that cracks you up most?
Alas I'll need it, when I get the wife to bed!
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Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum ;D
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
& you can call me Hitler instead
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
& you can call me Hitler instead
What a poetic lot we are...McBurger will have field day ;D
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Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum ;D
It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
There is absolutely no way a seized compressor stopped that car from starting, the fuel pump wasn't running, and there was no spark, basically because the ECU didn't know what angle the crank was at, so they were inhibited.
I'm confident my original diagnosis is correct. Intermittent breakdown of the crankshaft sensor and/or associated cabling. You guys got lucky.[smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Anyway...MarksDTM agreed, so there. :P
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Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum ;D
It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
There is absolutely no way a seized compressor stopped that car from starting, the fuel pump wasn't running, and there was no spark, basically because the ECU didn't know what angle the crank was at, so they were inhibited.
I'm confident my original diagnosis is correct. Intermittent breakdown of the crankshaft sensor and/or associated cabling. You guys got lucky.[smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Anyway...MarksDTM agreed, so there. :P
Youre spoiling it for us now ;D
THINKS.......must PM Timbuck :D
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Dont worry, Kev, we'll forget about it soon, and you wont be the first to have DROPPED A BOLLOCK on the forum ;D
It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
There is absolutely no way a seized compressor stopped that car from starting, the fuel pump wasn't running, and there was no spark, basically because the ECU didn't know what angle the crank was at, so they were inhibited.
I'm confident my original diagnosis is correct. Intermittent breakdown of the crankshaft sensor and/or associated cabling. You guys got lucky.[smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Anyway...MarksDTM agreed, so there. :P
Youre spoiling it for us now ;D
THINKS.......must PM Timbuck :D
Go on, i'm having as much of a laugh as you. ;D ;D
Anyway, i can rest easy knowing i was right. ::)
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I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock.... ;D
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If it turns out you are right, Kev (and I've no doubt you are) there will be an outbreak of nadgerostomies down here and you will receive a punnet of nice pink plums through the post ;D
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And fire on 1 cylinder in bed!
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And fire on 1 cylinder in bed!
Curses! I was trying to get the one cylinder bit for ages :(
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And fire on 1 cylinder in bed!
Like It!!!!!! Keep it going ;D ;D
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If it turns out you are right, Kev (and I've no doubt you are) there will be an outbreak of nadgerostomies down here and you will receive a punnet of nice pink plums through the post ;D
;D
Imagine explaining that delivery to the missus. ::)
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I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock.... ;D
And neither will i be in the future.
But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last.... ;D
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I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock.... ;D
And neither will i be in the future.
But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last.... ;D
He who laughs last laughs lastest!
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I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock.... ;D
And neither will i be in the future.
But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last.... ;D
He who laughs last laughs lastest!
Oh how the little people poke fun. ;D ;D ;D
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If it turns out you are right, Kev (and I've no doubt you are) there will be an outbreak of nadgerostomies down here and you will receive a punnet of nice pink plums through the post ;D
I pity the postman that morning!
I think Allenm is winning at the mo.......
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I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock.... ;D
And neither will i be in the future.
But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last.... ;D
He who laughs last laughs lastest!
Oh how the little people poke fun. ;D ;D ;D
;D
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.....for someone to finish....
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And get one from eBay instead
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I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock.... ;D
And neither will i be in the future.
But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last.... ;D
He who laughs last laughs lastest!
Oh how the little people poke fun. ;D ;D ;D
Just be glad your little guy can still poke!
I don't know about laughing last, bit I've been laughing my @$$ off this whole time! My vote is for AlenM as well ;D ;D
Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads. Some unresolved issues there? :o ;D
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I believe you, Kev. I said it was the same. Difference being, I didn't offer a bollock.... ;D
And neither will i be in the future.
But, as they say Jaime...He who laughs last.... ;D
He who laughs last laughs lastest!
Oh how the little people poke fun. ;D ;D ;D
Just be glad your little guy can still poke!
I don't know about laughing last, bit I've been laughing my @$$ off this whole time! My vote is for AlenM as well ;D ;D
Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads. Some unresolved issues there? :o ;D
pmsl ;D ;D
I reckon i should get the posts too just for being a good sport. ::)
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Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads. Some unresolved issues there? :o ;D
Na, he's just having a posting frenzy trying to make God before me. ;D
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.....for someone to finish....
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
And get one from eBay instead
I can see the feedback now.....
Negative : Paid for a left bollock described as "mint", was sent a chewed kangaroo gonad from the jungle - do not buy body parts from this guy!
;D
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Although I'm starting to wonder if STMO123 is a little obsessed with your gonads. Some unresolved issues there? :o ;D
:-X
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
To give your pencil some extra lead
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
I've plenty spare in me shed
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There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
I've plenty spare in me shed
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l92/xthreezero/omegaproject/10.gif)
Ace,ace picture [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]
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Times getting on if there are any late entries....ten posts to be had :)
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Well, 9 o'clock. Wheres Mark? Who won?
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Well, 9 o'clock. Wheres Mark? Who won?
No matter, it was funny though, i've had that going round in me head all day. Told the missus the limerick when she finished work...I got 'the look' ;D
She just don't get it, she says "Oh right." Women. ::)
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It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
Oh dear Kev :D
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It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
Oh dear Kev :D
I was backed into a corner Timbuk. ::)
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It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
Oh dear Kev :D
I was backed into a corner Timbuk. ::)
Looks like you'll be backed into a corner and watching from all sides for a few days to come yet mate ;D ;D
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It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
Oh dear Kev :D
I was backed into a corner Timbuk. ::)
Looks like you'll be backed into a corner and watching from all sides for a few days to come yet mate ;D ;D
Has it started, Timbuck...Tell me....Now!
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All I can say is....excellent....and teh winner is AllenM
To the victor go the spoils!
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Well done Allenm [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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It's cool, as long as you all eat your words when it goes tit's up and Timbuk's car doesn't start. ;D
Oh dear Kev :D
I was backed into a corner Timbuk. ::)
Looks like you'll be backed into a corner and watching from all sides for a few days to come yet mate ;D ;D
Has it started, Timbuck...Tell me....Now!
Oh yes indeed ;) See Another thing about......... in General help for details
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Oh dear, Kev...oh dear :D
PS Can you come to a....errrrr.....cambelt party on saturday [smiley=evil.gif]
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Well done AllenM. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I think i should get a share of the spoils though for being such a good sport, and for being correct in the first instance. ;)
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Well done AllenM. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I think i should get a share of the spoils though for being such a good sport, and for being correct in the first instance. ;)
YOU ARE NOT CORRECT! the car has started. Your knacker is toast!
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Well done AllenM. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I think i should get a share of the spoils though for being such a good sport, and for being correct in the first instance. ;)
YOU ARE NOT CORRECT! the car has started. Your knacker is toast!
No chance.
That sensor is dodgy my man, you wait and see. ;)
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Well done AllenM. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I think i should get a share of the spoils though for being such a good sport, and for being correct in the first instance. ;)
YOU ARE NOT CORRECT! the car has started. Your knacker is toast!
No chance.
That sensor is dodgy my man, you wait and see. ;)
Your still clutching :D
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Well done AllenM. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I think i should get a share of the spoils though for being such a good sport, and for being correct in the first instance. ;)
YOU ARE NOT CORRECT! the car has started. Your knacker is toast!
No chance.
That sensor is dodgy my man, you wait and see. ;)
Your still clutching :D
You're hoping i'm wrong cos it's your car, but you know deep down you have a burning desire to go and buy a sensor and sling it in the boot, just so you're prepared for the inevitable. ;)
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Well done AllenM. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I think i should get a share of the spoils though for being such a good sport, and for being correct in the first instance. ;)
YOU ARE NOT CORRECT! the car has started. Your knacker is toast!
No chance.
That sensor is dodgy my man, you wait and see. ;)
Your still clutching :D
You're hoping i'm wrong cos it's your car, but you know deep down you have a burning desire to go and buy a sensor and sling it in the boot, just so you're prepared for the inevitable. ;)
I'm not hoping your wrong, your hoping you're right :D
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Have to agree with Marks_DTM - entertaining read, but Allenm one shines through [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Well done AllenM. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I think i should get a share of the spoils though for being such a good sport, and for being correct in the first instance. ;)
YOU ARE NOT CORRECT! the car has started. Your knacker is toast!
No chance.
That sensor is dodgy my man, you wait and see. ;)
Your still clutching :D
You're hoping i'm wrong cos it's your car, but you know deep down you have a burning desire to go and buy a sensor and sling it in the boot, just so you're prepared for the inevitable. ;)
I'm not hoping your wrong, your hoping you're right :D
;D
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What can I say?, the OmegaOwners equivilent of an Oscar! and I haven't prepared a speech ;D
Share the spoils Kev? I think your left knacker has had more than its fair share of exposure! ;)
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What can I say?, the OmegaOwners equivilent of an Oscar! and I haven't prepared a speech ;D
Share the spoils Kev? I think your left knacker has had more than its fair share of exposure! ;)
Well done Allen (and Kev!) [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] and some great entries from everyone
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What can I say?, the OmegaOwners equivilent of an Oscar! and I haven't prepared a speech ;D
Share the spoils Kev? I think your left knacker has had more than its fair share of exposure! ;)
Well done Allen (and Kev!) [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] and some great entries from everyone
Yep, had me laughing all day yesterday. ;D
The knacker is doing well by the way. ::)
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We'll find out tomorrow when I stick the Tech2 on it.... ....your knacker ain't safe yet...
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We'll find out tomorrow when I stick the Tech2 on it.... ....your knacker ain't safe yet...
& I have some tin snips ;)
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We'll find out tomorrow when I stick the Tech2 on it.... ....your knacker ain't safe yet...
I don't care, Marks on my side, and you thought the same as me, you just didn't bet a knacker on it. ::)
Anyway, i might be a God by tomorrow, i'll be able to protect my knacker with my new powers. ;D
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As a late entry (very late, I wasn't around yesterday)
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Just change the ECU instead!
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As a late entry (very late, I wasn't around yesterday)
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Just change the ECU instead!
;D
That might have won it too. ;D
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As a late entry (very late, I wasn't around yesterday)
There was a young scots lad called Kev
"It'll be crank shaft sensor" he said
And if that isnt so, lad
I'll give you me gonad
Just change the ECU instead!
;D
That might have won it too. ;D
Of course! ;)