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Title: Made me laugh...
Post by: Dave-C on 19 December 2007, 21:18:36
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it..............


DC :y
Title: Re: Made me laugh...
Post by: Elite Pete on 19 December 2007, 21:24:15
Very good, just one thing people do stare at my chest in the street ;D
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Post by: Danny on 19 December 2007, 21:38:50
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Very good, just one thing people do stare at my chest in the street ;D

stop wearing the black bra under the white shirt then!!
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 December 2007, 21:45:32
 ::) :y
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Post by: Elite Pete on 19 December 2007, 21:45:33
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Very good, just one thing people do stare at my chest in the street ;D

stop wearing the black bra under the white shirt then!!

I've got to stop the flopping somehow :o
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Post by: Chopsdad on 19 December 2007, 22:19:47
How true  :D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 19 December 2007, 22:21:19
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How true  :D
I saw you kopping a peek at Keswick :-*
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Post by: Chopsdad on 19 December 2007, 22:34:28
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How true  :D
I saw you kopping a peek at Keswick :-*

 :-*  
Title: Re: Made me laugh...
Post by: Paulus on 20 December 2007, 08:19:31
I really hope that I don't get old and saggy.
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Post by: Crazydad on 20 December 2007, 16:21:23
How very true ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Golfbuddy on 20 December 2007, 16:38:29
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I really hope that I don't get old and saggy.

Sadly, you will and, you will.  ;D
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Post by: Dave-C on 20 December 2007, 19:16:18
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Very good, just one thing people do stare at my chest in the street ;D

stop wearing the black bra under the white shirt then!!

I've got to stop the flopping somehow :o


Try this BIG BOY!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/chest-expander-fitness-strength_W0QQitemZ140191719120QQihZ004QQcategoryZ28067QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 Dave C ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Made me laugh...
Post by: Jay w on 20 December 2007, 19:18:20
do people buy crap like this?
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Post by: STMO123 on 20 December 2007, 19:18:50
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it..............


DC :y

Erm........
Title: Re: Made me laugh...
Post by: Dave-C on 20 December 2007, 19:44:32
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do people buy crap like this?

Yeah! Boot Fairs / Jumble Sales ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Made me laugh...
Post by: STMO123 on 20 December 2007, 19:50:03
My wife has a chest expander and a right pair of dumbells :y