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Title: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 21 January 2008, 21:33:13
I get on quite well with my neighbour but earlier today i ask him if he could cut back one of his plants in his garden, its a tall greeny, yellow thing and it is next to my fence.

I went out this morning and due to the winds we have had, this plant has shed all its very tiny yellow pettles all over my rather miggy, its happened a few times, but this morning the car was covered, all my water run offs were blocked, the pettles had stuck to the paint work, what a rather mess..........now i aint one to fly off the handle ;D ;D but when he gave me a bit of verbal because i asked him to cut it back i went on one >:( >:( >:(........basically he has till the weekend to sort it or i will be cutting it back and throwing the stems over his fence  

 >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Elite Pete on 21 January 2008, 21:37:31
Get a bit of Parafin around the roots, that should sort the problem out ::)
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: The Elite on 21 January 2008, 21:38:04
Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 21:40:04
One word answer.....

Chainsaw.   ;)
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 January 2008, 21:41:01
this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

So
stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)



Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 21 January 2008, 21:44:36
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this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

So
stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)




I am led to belive that if i put the stems in his garden he cannot attempt to prosicute me as i would have give him them back :question :question..i will chat to him again before i do any cutting..but i will not stand for the car being covered in these rather things.

Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 21:47:18
Not so sure about Englandshire but my understanding up this neck of the woods is (please check before doing) that if its on your side of the fence, its yours.  

Can really hack the owner off if he ends up with an apple tree shaped like a cheese wedge approximately 25 foot tall.........
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Elite Pete on 21 January 2008, 21:48:58
You are allowed to trim any overhang on your side of the fence so long as you give him the cut offs back ;)
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 January 2008, 21:50:04
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Not so sure about Englandshire but my understanding up this neck of the woods is (please check before doing) that if its on your side of the fence, its yours.  
Can really hack the owner off if he ends up with an apple tree shaped like a cheese wedge approximately 25 foot tall.........


same here..but being lawfully right dont mean you will not get into trouble..
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Doodley on 21 January 2008, 21:51:23
yeah, i understood (maybe misunderstood) that if the branches are over your garden and the trunk/root is in theirs, you can cut it and throw the off cuts over.
Not sure what happens if it dies as a result of your "trimming" though!

oh yeah, and dont hold me to that one!
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 21 January 2008, 21:51:58
Just checked it out on the web..........I can cut but have to give him the stems back.
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 January 2008, 21:52:02
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this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

So
stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)




I am led to belive that if i put the stems in his garden he cannot attempt to prosicute me as i would have give him them back :question :question..i will chat to him again before i do any cutting..but i will not stand for the car being covered in these rather things.



Really try peace first..you will be the winner :y
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 21 January 2008, 21:53:52
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this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

So
stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)




I am led to belive that if i put the stems in his garden he cannot attempt to prosicute me as i would have give him them back :question :question..i will chat to him again before i do any cutting..but i will not stand for the car being covered in these rather things.



Really try peace first..you will be the winner :y

You are quite right cem........ :y
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: waspy on 21 January 2008, 22:33:00
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
 

All over my garden & when i catch it, it'll be wearing it's A£SE for a neck >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: theowletman on 21 January 2008, 22:36:20
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 22:38:15
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
 

All over my garden & when i catch it, it'll be wearing it's A£SE for a neck >:( >:( >:( >:(

part number 93170402 required.

Much less than a litre needed so should last a while (unless your HBV is leaking......)   ;)
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: waspy on 21 January 2008, 22:39:09
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 22:40:58
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Vamps on 21 January 2008, 22:51:18
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 22:53:52
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only time that would be a problem is when the 7 year old catches Daddy at it, so to speak......  

When you get to a certain age, you get to be sneaky.....   :D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 21 January 2008, 22:54:34
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you now skint.. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 22:57:37
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/av-301.gif)

Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....   ;D   ;D  
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Vamps on 21 January 2008, 22:59:18
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/av-301.gif)

Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....   ;D   ;D  

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 23:00:14
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/av-301.gif)

Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....   ;D   ;D  

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow. ;D ;D ;D

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!   ;D   ;D   ;D  
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: CaptainZok on 21 January 2008, 23:03:30
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/av-301.gif)

Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....   ;D   ;D  

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow. ;D ;D ;D

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!   ;D   ;D   ;D  
Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: hotel21 on 21 January 2008, 23:05:04
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/av-301.gif)

Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....   ;D   ;D  

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow. ;D ;D ;D

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!   ;D   ;D   ;D  
Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?

it builds the forearms......

after the legs get a turn....

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/att00112bs7.gif)
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Vamps on 21 January 2008, 23:05:45
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/av-301.gif)

Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....   ;D   ;D  

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow. ;D ;D ;D

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!   ;D   ;D   ;D  
Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?

Believe me. I would not know how! like it though.  :) :) :)
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: CaptainZok on 21 January 2008, 23:09:15
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/av-301.gif)

Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....   ;D   ;D  

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow. ;D ;D ;D

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!   ;D   ;D   ;D  
Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?

it builds the forearms......

after the legs get a turn....

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/avatar/att00112bs7.gif)
No wonder you lot think throwing tree trunks around is a sport. :D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Vamps on 22 January 2008, 00:10:23
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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 :D :D :D
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only time that would be a problem is when the 7 year old catches Daddy at it, so to speak......  
When you get to a certain age, you get to be sneaky.....   :D

If only :D :D :D

I think I may be at that certain age :y
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: MikeDundee on 22 January 2008, 19:25:59
Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 22 January 2008, 19:55:30
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 January 2008, 20:01:51
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Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: MikeDundee on 22 January 2008, 20:06:23
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger

Result then :y, however, you had to raise your hand to knock his door this morning ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: amigov6 on 22 January 2008, 21:22:38
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You are allowed to trim any overhang on your side of the fence so long as you give him the cut offs back ;)
:)I was gonna say that but Pete's right. You can't kill his tree but you can cut back any growths that encroach onto your property.
    You don't have to put up with his blossoms petal!!!!
           SNIPPY SNIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 22 January 2008, 21:32:38
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger

Result then :y, however, you had to raise your hand to knock his door this morning ;D

Its the only thing that does raise in the mornings.....oooops sorry  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: MikeDundee on 22 January 2008, 22:00:19
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger

Result then :y, however, you had to raise your hand to knock his door this morning ;D

Its the only thing that does raise in the mornings.....oooops sorry  ;D ;D ;D ;D

The wife knows then ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: miggy on 22 January 2008, 22:04:12
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger

Result then :y, however, you had to raise your hand to knock his door this morning ;D

Its the only thing that does raise in the mornings.....oooops sorry  ;D ;D ;D ;D

The wife knows then ;D

 ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Vamps on 22 January 2008, 23:08:21
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger

Result then :y, however, you had to raise your hand to knock his door this morning ;D

Its the only thing that does raise in the mornings.....oooops sorry  ;D ;D ;D ;D

The wife knows then ;D

 ;) ;D ;D ;D

You at that certain age then? :D :D :D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: Vamps on 23 January 2008, 00:07:04
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger

Result then :y, however, you had to raise your hand to knock his door this morning ;D

Its the only thing that does raise in the mornings.....oooops sorry  ;D ;D ;D ;D

The wife knows then ;D

 ;) ;D ;D ;D

You at that certain age then? :D :D :D

oh dear, no response, is that a yes then?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: oh dear
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 January 2008, 07:06:22
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Well have you chopped it down yet ::), cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning ::), are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland ;D

he has till the weekend, yes the car was covered, i knocked his door this morning at 7 and he could see what i was on about........He is gonna do it on sat.

 :y :y :y :y :y Result........I never raised a finger

Result then :y, however, you had to raise your hand to knock his door this morning ;D

Its the only thing that does raise in the mornings.....oooops sorry  ;D ;D ;D ;D

The wife knows then ;D

 ;) ;D ;D ;D

You at that certain age then? :D :D :D

oh dear, no response, is that a yes then?  ;D ;D ;D

Obviously went all shy then ::), silence is golden ;D