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Title: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: cbs2 on 23 January 2008, 15:10:47

Irish Airways

As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?

CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy

PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever,
Shamus!

CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!

PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in
reverse!!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!

PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!

PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray
ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!!

CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as
hard as I can.

So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in
reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to
pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the
tyres squealed,and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all
the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the
aircraft came to a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!!

As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some
composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus,

"Dat has gat ta  be De shartist fookin runway in de world!"



Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: Kevin Wood on 23 January 2008, 15:24:38

 ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 January 2008, 15:29:13

 ;D :y

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: zippo on 23 January 2008, 15:36:35

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: Jay w on 23 January 2008, 15:54:20

 :y ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: dippydave on 23 January 2008, 15:59:03

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: Tony H on 23 January 2008, 16:59:33

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: maria on 23 January 2008, 18:05:19

I like it ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: waspy on 23 January 2008, 18:10:19

Totally excellent. One of the best iv'e seen for a while. I shall be chucklin every time i think of that one
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 January 2008, 18:12:16

Excellent ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: alexandjen on 23 January 2008, 18:19:08

That's good  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: mantagte on 23 January 2008, 23:46:07

excellent

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: Vamps on 23 January 2008, 23:49:06

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: Revokev on 23 January 2008, 23:56:37

 ;D
Good funny,But soo Old :y

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: kbou55 on 24 January 2008, 12:02:41

Wait til I tell Sheamus that you spelled his name wrong........ ;D

Title: Re: Funny that needs an irish accent
Post by: shyboy on 24 January 2008, 15:04:21

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Wait til I tell Sheamus that you spelled his name wrong........ ;D

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He won't care! He still doesn't know why his step ladder has 'Stop here' printed on the top rung.
Or why his beer bottles all have 'Open other end' across the bottom.  :-[