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Title: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 30 January 2008, 07:03:02
How many other girlfriends would put on some old clothes and help me rebuild a pair of cylinder heads?   ;D

Let alone tolerate doing this in the house  ::)

Shall I marry her?  ;D

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k205/jamesv6cdx/27012008049.jpg)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 30 January 2008, 07:27:03
my dad rebuilt his bsa when i was just a nipper in the front room me mum didn`t mind till the dog knocked the newly rebiult engine over and covered the carpet in oil  :o :o cost him a new front carpet  ;D...
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: zippo on 30 January 2008, 08:07:46
what a star marry her quick
if i tried to do that in the house i'd be looking for a good
proctologist ;D ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Admin on 30 January 2008, 08:31:55
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 30 January 2008, 08:40:35
Clearly a novice

You need to do them in the sink and its much easier with the DIS pack bracket removed  :y

I also dont see any burn marks on her hands from the paint stripper.

Here are a few pics for her to aim at:  ;D

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00144.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00143.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00138.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00137.jpg)

Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: zippo on 30 January 2008, 08:41:11
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)
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i'd settle for my mrs knowing which end of the spanner to use ;D ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 January 2008, 08:51:32
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How many other girlfriends would put on some old clothes and help me rebuild a pair of cylinder heads?   ;D

Let alone tolerate doing this in the house  ::)

Shall I marry her?  ;D

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k205/jamesv6cdx/27012008049.jpg)

 :o

Perfect ... :y

If I was not married I would make a proposal ;)

Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 30 January 2008, 08:58:53
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Clearly a novice

You need to do them in the sink and its much easier with the DIS pack bracket removed  :y

I also dont see any burn marks on her hands from the paint stripper.

Here are a few pics for her to aim at:  ;D

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00144.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00143.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00138.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00137.jpg)


;D ;D

Well - I now have the heads that came OFF the Elite... so she can continue to practice on these  ;D  ::)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Jay w on 30 January 2008, 08:58:53
leap year this year mate, she may just turn the tables on you ;)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 30 January 2008, 09:00:26
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)

She knows the theory behind a V6 cambelt change - she's yet to do one in practice, though  :D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: zippo on 30 January 2008, 09:03:44
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Clearly a novice

You need to do them in the sink and its much easier with the DIS pack bracket removed  :y

I also dont see any burn marks on her hands from the paint stripper.

Here are a few pics for her to aim at:  ;D

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00144.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00143.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00138.jpg)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/DSC00137.jpg)


;D ;D

Well - I now have the heads that came OFF the Elite... so she can continue to practice on these  ;D  ::)

was Maria in ear shot when you said that ;D ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Jay w on 30 January 2008, 09:07:32
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)

She knows the theory behind a V6 cambelt change - she's yet to do one in practice, though  :D

That is the Car equivilent of knowing the off-side rule.....

at the next cam belt party maybe she should have a go......
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Entwood on 30 January 2008, 09:18:17
Amazing ..... a member of the female species who not only knows the difference between a spanner and a screwdriver, but also knows that the house is merely an extension of the garage.

Hang on to that one .... a very rare commodity indeed  :)

 :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Dazzler on 30 January 2008, 09:21:35
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Amazing ..... a member of the female species who not only knows the difference between a spanner and a screwdriver, but also knows that the house is merely an extension of the garage.

Hang on to that one .... a very rare commodity indeed  :)

 :y :y :y :y
PMSL. ;D ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: bruce on 30 January 2008, 09:24:15
My wife is a Maria as well, but ask her to fetch a 1/2 spanner and you'd get handed a tin of baked beans ;)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Kevin Wood on 30 January 2008, 09:30:08
"Other halves" can be surprising sometimes. I went to the scrap yard once looking for parts to fuel inject the Westfield. Emma decided to come too and I was dreading it turning into a shoe shopping expedition.

However, I explained that I needed some injectors with a high flow rate, so she should look for the most powerful 4 cylinder car, and if it's got a thing that looks like two old fashioned hair dryers bolted to the side of it so much the better. A Turbo? she said.  :o

Anyway, she ran around the yard like a squirrel and found a superb set of injectors that are doing me proud to this day. :y

Did you manage to sneak those heads into the dishwasher with a bit of Jizer, though, James?

Kevin
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 30 January 2008, 10:34:54
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Did you manage to sneak those heads into the dishwasher with a bit of Jizer, though, James?


No, I used the jetwash at my local Tesco's, and got a right B*llocking when the guy came out and saw me hosing down two cylinder heads  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 30 January 2008, 10:54:43
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Did you manage to sneak those heads into the dishwasher with a bit of Jizer, though, James?


No, I used the jetwash at my local Tesco's, and got a right B*llocking when the guy came out and saw me hosing down two cylinder heads  ;D ;D

To which you should reply.....where is the sign saying that I cant jetwash cylinder heads!
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 30 January 2008, 11:04:32
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Did you manage to sneak those heads into the dishwasher with a bit of Jizer, though, James?


No, I used the jetwash at my local Tesco's, and got a right B*llocking when the guy came out and saw me hosing down two cylinder heads  ;D ;D

To which you should reply.....where is the sign saying that I cant jetwash cylinder heads!

Well, when he shouted, I didn't of course turn around with the hose still spraying  ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Martin_1962 on 30 January 2008, 12:12:43
Mine moans but not too bad - didn't mind have an LPG kit strewn around the living room having all the connectors and wires labeled and repaired (loom sliced through).

I suppose better to have a messy person around than off watching football or something.

She has helped a little, but doesn't like getting messy
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: tunnie on 30 January 2008, 13:19:27
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)
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i'd settle for my mrs knowing which end of the spanner to use ;D ;D

i'd just settle for A girlfriend  :-[
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Tony H on 30 January 2008, 13:43:54
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How many other girlfriends would put on some old clothes and help me rebuild a pair of cylinder heads?   ;D

Let alone tolerate doing this in the house  ::)

Shall I marry her?  ;D


(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k205/jamesv6cdx/27012008049.jpg)
Certainly NOT James, she should have said "heres £20 love you get yourself off down to the pub love and I'll finish off this cylinder head and when your ready to come home give me a call and I'll come and pick you up" ::)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: TheBoy on 30 January 2008, 20:09:21
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Amazing ..... a member of the female species who not only knows the difference between a spanner and a screwdriver, but also knows that the house is merely an extension of the garage.

Hang on to that one .... a very rare commodity indeed  :)

 :y :y :y :y
Mrs TheBoy is used to the kitchen being a garage, but does get grouchy when she finds oily marks on the carpet ::)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: TheBoy on 30 January 2008, 20:10:19
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"Other halves" can be surprising sometimes. I went to the scrap yard once looking for parts to fuel inject the Westfield. Emma decided to come too and I was dreading it turning into a shoe shopping expedition.

However, I explained that I needed some injectors with a high flow rate, so she should look for the most powerful 4 cylinder car, and if it's got a thing that looks like two old fashioned hair dryers bolted to the side of it so much the better. A Turbo? she said.  :o

Anyway, she ran around the yard like a squirrel and found a superb set of injectors that are doing me proud to this day. :y

Did you manage to sneak those heads into the dishwasher with a bit of Jizer, though, James?

Kevin
Yup, Mrs TB is excellent down the scrappy, she seems to be able to tell which smashed up cars are which. Which is more than she can on the road ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 January 2008, 20:10:46
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Amazing ..... a member of the female species who not only knows the difference between a spanner and a screwdriver, but also knows that the house is merely an extension of the garage.

Hang on to that one .... a very rare commodity indeed  :)

 :y :y :y :y
Mrs TheBoy is used to the kitchen being a garage, but does get grouchy when she finds oily marks on the carpet ::)

everyone has a limit ;)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Ken T on 30 January 2008, 20:33:48
Well done Marie, Proper Job  :y

I remember a few years ago, when I was busy with my car, my wife took the cylinder head off her Austin A40, all by her self. There she was, haynes manual in one hand, socket set in the other. I did get called for assistance at the end, because it wouldn't come off. I said " you've still to take off the exhaust manifold". "It doesn't say anything about that in the manual" was the indignant reply  ;D ;D

Ken
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: maria on 30 January 2008, 20:43:25
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Well done Marie, Proper Job  :y

I remember a few years ago, when I was busy with my car, my wife took the cylinder head off her Austin A40, all by her self. There she was, haynes manual in one hand, socket set in the other. I did get called for assistance at the end, because it wouldn't come off. I said " you've still to take off the exhaust manifold". "It doesn't say anything about that in the manual" was the indignant reply  ;D ;D

Ken

Thanks ken, i dont mind getting my hands dirty and helping james with his cars i love it :)
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: theolodian on 30 January 2008, 20:49:29
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i'd just settle for A girlfriend  :-[
Aw bless, jealous of James or Maria?  ;) ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: TheBoy on 30 January 2008, 21:02:51
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i'd just settle for A girlfriend  :-[
Aw bless, jealous of James or Maria?  ;) ;D
Maria needs to wary of Tunnie stealing her boyfriend. Again. ;D
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Martin_1962 on 30 January 2008, 22:10:06
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Well done Marie, Proper Job  :y

I remember a few years ago, when I was busy with my car, my wife took the cylinder head off her Austin A40, all by her self. There she was, haynes manual in one hand, socket set in the other. I did get called for assistance at the end, because it wouldn't come off. I said " you've still to take off the exhaust manifold". "It doesn't say anything about that in the manual" was the indignant reply  ;D ;D

Ken

Thanks ken, i dont mind getting my hands dirty and helping james with his cars i love it :)


Remember - 29th is soon
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Tony H on 30 January 2008, 23:02:29
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Well done Marie, Proper Job  :y

I remember a few years ago, when I was busy with my car, my wife took the cylinder head off her Austin A40, all by her self. There she was, haynes manual in one hand, socket set in the other. I did get called for assistance at the end, because it wouldn't come off. I said " you've still to take off the exhaust manifold". "It doesn't say anything about that in the manual" was the indignant reply  ;D ;D

Ken
Sounds about right for the Haynes "book of lies" :-?
Title: Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
Post by: Gaffers on 31 January 2008, 08:39:35
You're very lucky!

My better half manages to break her car frequently, just waiting for that moment when I have gone away for several months for Queen and Country.

She only got herself a mobile phone a couple of years ago on my insistance which preceded a laptop by about a year!

i still wouldent trade her in yet though  :D