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Title: Sunday evening joke
Post by: CaptainZok on 03 February 2008, 21:57:30

In Ireland a farmer named Seamus O'Malley had a car accident.

In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.....
'Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine Sir' asked the solicitor.

Seamus responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'

'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, I'm fine?'

Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....'

The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Gárda that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was In terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Garda on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Garda came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'

'Now what in the devil's name would you say?'

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Dazzler on 03 February 2008, 21:59:32

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: STMO123 on 03 February 2008, 22:04:32

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: waspy on 03 February 2008, 22:04:50

I LIKE IT  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Minispud on 03 February 2008, 22:08:11

Now that's my type of Joke  ;D ;D 10 out of 10, top of the class

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Vamps on 03 February 2008, 22:16:43

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Entwood on 03 February 2008, 22:30:38

Nice one  :)  :y :y

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Crazydad on 03 February 2008, 22:45:41

good joke  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 February 2008, 23:00:08

Took me a few moments to get it. It's late on a Sunday night after all.  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Tony H on 03 February 2008, 23:19:11

Exellent :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: Markjay on 04 February 2008, 11:18:05

 ;D :y

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: vauxnut1 on 04 February 2008, 11:36:46

 [smiley=lolk.gif] :y

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: maria on 04 February 2008, 13:24:15

Like that one ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: amigov6 on 05 February 2008, 22:11:41

 :)Just found this one, better late than never, like it John!!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: platty on 05 February 2008, 22:24:41

I know its now Tuesday... but that was brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sunday evening joke
Post by: thewelshman on 06 February 2008, 02:15:05

Well it's Wednesday now and it's still a cracker  ;)