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Title: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 12:25:32
I AM A NEWBIE! AGAIN! NOOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 :'( :( >:( :D :'(
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Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 12:28:25
That's it... I've had it with this site... I am leaving and joining another forum....  >:(
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Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 12:29:03
Hi everyone....  :) I am back. The other forums are all rubbish  :(
Title: Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 30 January 2008, 12:30:20
What have you done now!!!!
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Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 12:31:08
If anyone knows how to bypass TB's newbie status (e.g. cahnging the avatar and username and hoping he won't notice), please PM me. Confidentiality guaranteed.  ;)

Alternatively if anyone has successfully managed to bribe TB then I would like to hear what his weak spot is....  ;)
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Post by: zippo on 30 January 2008, 12:32:11
thats SHOCKing ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 12:32:55
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What have you done now!!!!

No idea... honnest. Been keeping my nose clean  ::)
Title: Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 12:41:54
Mystery solved:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30

It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.

OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM.....   ?

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Post by: zippo on 30 January 2008, 12:57:25
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Mystery solved:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30

It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.

OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM.....   ?

an LS9 V8 might do it ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
Post by: bob.dent on 30 January 2008, 13:02:53
I believe this was the offending bit............

I stand my ground putting all of my 4553 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car  

There, I said it....


Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: bob.dent on 30 January 2008, 13:04:14
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Mystery solved:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30

It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.

OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM.....   ?

A couple of cases of Stella might do the trick. ;)
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Post by: Auto Addict on 30 January 2008, 14:56:16
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Mystery solved:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30

It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.

OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM.....   ?


Just have a quiet word with Mrs DTM ;)
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Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 15:04:05
I am grateful for all your bribery ideas... just wondering though if they have actually been tried?  :o

My concern is that an unsuccessful atempt might earn me the dubious honor of being the first OOF member with negative post count...  :-[
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Post by: Danny on 30 January 2008, 16:07:23
welcome to the forum :y

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 30 January 2008, 17:03:09
I cant find the piece of paper on which I wrote the post count on.....455 wasnt it?
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Post by: Jay w on 30 January 2008, 17:23:03
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I believe this was the offending bit............

I stand my ground putting all of my 43 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car  

There, I said it....


Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

Mark....there's your answer ;D
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Post by: waspy on 30 January 2008, 17:46:19
OOOPS. Lah Leh Lah Lah Lah  ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: bob.dent on 30 January 2008, 18:10:44
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I believe this was the offending bit............

I stand my ground putting all of my 43 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car  

There, I said it....


Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

Mark....there's your answer ;D

Man! there's some nasty devils on this forum!!  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Post by: Jay w on 30 January 2008, 19:02:33
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I believe this was the offending bit............

I stand my ground putting all of my 43 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car  

There, I said it....


Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

Mark....there's your answer ;D

Man! there's some nasty devils on this forum!!  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
:o :o where???

i hear about them all the time, but never see them in action ;D ;D

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Post by: TheBoy on 30 January 2008, 19:34:56
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Mystery solved:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30

It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.

OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM.....   ?


Just have a quiet word with Mrs DTM ;)
Yes, Mrs DTM is very nice.  Always chocolate biscuits and cake (eventually ::)).

You know when you've visited too often though - the choccie biccies not longer appear on best china, but simply in the packet  :-[

Thank god she isn't a member, she'll kill me ;D
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Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 23:09:00
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I cant find the piece of paper on which I wrote the post count on.....455 wasnt it?

You know what? Let's not argue. I'l go with 5k posts just becaus I want to see this over  ::)
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Post by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 23:16:16
Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay  ::)
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Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2008, 23:17:46
Are you trying to sneak back with the handle ‘master-sambo’? A newbie asking the sort of questions I would not expect, name a bit iffy imho as well. imho
If it’s you it did not work.
 ;) ;)
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Post by: Entwood on 30 January 2008, 23:19:38
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay  ::)


Probably IS him ... spelling is just as bad ..... :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2008, 23:30:08
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay  ::)


Probably IS him ... spelling is just as bad ..... :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y
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Post by: zirk on 31 January 2008, 04:38:51
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If anyone knows how to bypass TB's newbie status (e.g. cahnging the avatar and username and hoping he won't notice), please PM me. Confidentiality guaranteed.  ;)

Alternatively if anyone has successfully managed to bribe TB then I would like to hear what his weak spot is....  ;)

I read on another Forum that 'The Stig' comes round at TB's for Sunday Dinner and they discuss Steam Tractors!!.


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Post by: MikeDundee on 31 January 2008, 05:41:18
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I AM A NEWBIE! AGAIN! NOOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 :'( :( >:( :D :'(

Welcome to the Forum Newbie Markjay ;D
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Post by: Markjay on 31 January 2008, 07:50:27
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I AM A NEWBIE! AGAIN! NOOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 :'( :( >:( :D :'(

Welcome to the Forum Newbie Markjay ;D

Ahm... it's 'I am NOT markjay', actually.....   ;)
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Post by: bob.dent on 31 January 2008, 09:23:16
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay  ::)

Hmmm......looks like Markjay has left the forum. Perhaps MDTM should dish his post counts out to everyone else on here. ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jay w on 31 January 2008, 09:27:56
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay  ::)

Hmmm......looks like Markjay has left the forum. Perhaps MDTM should dish his post counts out to everyone else on here. ::) ;D ;D ;D

you were right about these nasty devils Bob  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Markjay on 31 January 2008, 12:10:24
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay  ::)

Hmmm......looks like Markjay has left the forum. Perhaps MDTM should dish his post counts out to everyone else on here. ::) ;D ;D ;D

you were right about these nasty devils Bob  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D ;D

Vultures! the lot of you!  >:(

Ahhmm... sorry, I forgot that I don't actually care because I am not markjay... :-[

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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 31 January 2008, 12:11:36
Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?
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Post by: Markjay on 31 January 2008, 12:12:01
Yeeepeee! 21 posts!  well done me!  :y
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Post by: Markjay on 31 January 2008, 12:12:55
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?

I... heard... that....  >:(

..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(
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Post by: Jay w on 31 January 2008, 23:39:30
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?

I... heard... that....  >:(

..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(


ohhh that would take me to Baron.....go on then, you persuaded me  ;)
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Post by: Markjay on 01 February 2008, 07:53:21
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?

I... heard... that....  >:(

..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(


ohhh that would take me to Baron.....go on then, you persuaded me  ;)

A robbing Baron, that is....  >:(
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Post by: Markjay on 02 February 2008, 15:24:52
All hale... errr... Junior Member MJ!

(52 posts)

 >:(
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Post by: waspy on 02 February 2008, 15:32:04
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All hale... errr... Junior Member MJ!

(52 posts)

 >:(

53  ::)
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Post by: Markjay on 04 February 2008, 14:29:12
Yeeepeee! I am me again!  :) :y

Phew....
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Post by: Markjay on 04 February 2008, 14:34:53
'... I admit that the admins are....'?  :o What the.... err yes yes, I admit. Sorry  :)
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Post by: TheBoy on 04 February 2008, 15:04:16
I think impersonating another member ('IamNOTMarkjay') warrants punishment!

:P
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Post by: MaxV6 on 04 February 2008, 15:51:42
I think a reasonably reliable way of bribing TB, MDTM and LB66, would be
 nail 2 or 3 haynes book of lies to a board , covered with emery paper for grip..  , to give them the extra height/reach when leaning over the bonnet of a car on stands....  

 and provide them each with one of the fancy new heat belts for back pain that are being advertised on telly these days....  

along with cuppa's every 45 minutes,

 bacon butties on demand,

 and a decent swedish massage at the end of the day, (and any time they feel like it during the day...) delivered NOT by you, but a nice authentic , fit swedish babe./...  


I reckon they'd all be happy , a day fixing Omegas , and no aches or pains unserviced!


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Post by: TheBoy on 04 February 2008, 15:54:23
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I think a reasonably reliable way of bribing TB, MDTM and LB66, would be
 nail 2 or 3 haynes book of lies to a board , covered with emery paper for grip..  , to give them the extra height/reach when leaning over the bonnet of a car on stands....  

 and provide them each with one of the fancy new heat belts for back pain that are being advertised on telly these days....  

along with cuppa's every 45 minutes,

 bacon butties on demand,

 and a decent swedish massage at the end of the day, (and any time they feel like it during the day...) delivered NOT by you, but a nice authentic , fit swedish babe./...  


I reckon they'd all be happy , a day fixing Omegas , and no aches or pains unserviced!


what a bloody good idea....
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Post by: MaxV6 on 04 February 2008, 16:34:52
i'm full of em me !  :y
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Post by: Markjay on 04 February 2008, 17:21:10
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I think impersonating another member ('IamNOTMarkjay') warrants punishment!

:P

Blyme... not again  :'(
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Post by: Entwood on 04 February 2008, 19:24:07
mmm was  that the shortest "recovery" on record .... :)
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Post by: MaxV6 on 04 February 2008, 20:00:37
Hey MarkJjay.........  tell me, do you ever feel the urge to roll up and down on a piece of string?? , walk the dog and do cat's cradle?
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Post by: Markjay on 04 February 2008, 21:33:12
Wooohooooo  :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Markjay on 04 February 2008, 21:34:37
On the plus side... I've got nothing to loose so I can dive straight into that nice synthetic oil thread cooking in General Help... yeepeee  8-)
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Post by: MaxV6 on 04 February 2008, 21:45:32



Mate, your sig should read....

  always happiest when being a yoyo...

:D
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Post by: Markjay on 05 February 2008, 07:40:09
Tuesday morning 07:40... still a Newbie...  :( oh well....
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Post by: bob.dent on 05 February 2008, 10:37:52
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Tuesday morning 07:40... still a Newbie...  :( oh well....

 ;D ;D ;D

Oh dear, does this mean it's back to being "I Am Not Markjay" again? ::) ;D
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Post by: MaxV6 on 05 February 2008, 10:57:12
methinks that would be tantamount to post count suicide surely?

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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 06 February 2008, 19:46:52
Hey.......MJ.......Have you noticed anything?  :-/ :y
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Post by: Jay w on 06 February 2008, 20:09:56
nah he wont have noticed......let him carry on insulting  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Markjay on 06 February 2008, 20:24:47
Yep.... I have friends in high places you see  ;)

Thank you oh mighty admins for your wise decision, you kindness has no limits....  :)
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Post by: Jay w on 06 February 2008, 20:27:44
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Yep.... I have friends in high places you see  ;)

Thank you oh mighty admins for your wise decision, you kindness has no limits....  :)

ok whose running a sweepstake on how long he can hold on to them this time?   ;D ;D