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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Markjay on 30 January 2008, 12:25:32
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I AM A NEWBIE! AGAIN! NOOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
:'( :( >:( :D :'(
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That's it... I've had it with this site... I am leaving and joining another forum.... >:(
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Hi everyone.... :) I am back. The other forums are all rubbish :(
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What have you done now!!!!
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If anyone knows how to bypass TB's newbie status (e.g. cahnging the avatar and username and hoping he won't notice), please PM me. Confidentiality guaranteed. ;)
Alternatively if anyone has successfully managed to bribe TB then I would like to hear what his weak spot is.... ;)
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thats SHOCKing ;D ;D ;D ;D
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What have you done now!!!!
No idea... honnest. Been keeping my nose clean ::)
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Mystery solved:
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30
It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.
OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM..... ?
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Mystery solved:
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30
It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.
OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM..... ?
an LS9 V8 might do it ;D ;D
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I believe this was the offending bit............
I stand my ground putting all of my 4553 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car
There, I said it....
Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Mystery solved:
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30
It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.
OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM..... ?
A couple of cases of Stella might do the trick. ;)
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Mystery solved:
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30
It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.
OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM..... ?
Just have a quiet word with Mrs DTM ;)
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I am grateful for all your bribery ideas... just wondering though if they have actually been tried? :o
My concern is that an unsuccessful atempt might earn me the dubious honor of being the first OOF member with negative post count... :-[
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welcome to the forum :y
;D ;D ;D
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I cant find the piece of paper on which I wrote the post count on.....455 wasnt it?
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I believe this was the offending bit............
I stand my ground putting all of my 43 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car
There, I said it....
Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
Mark....there's your answer ;D
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OOOPS. Lah Leh Lah Lah Lah ::) ::) ::)
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I believe this was the offending bit............
I stand my ground putting all of my 43 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car
There, I said it....
Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
Mark....there's your answer ;D
Man! there's some nasty devils on this forum!! [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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I believe this was the offending bit............
I stand my ground putting all of my 43 posts on the line ( ) - the shocks can't lower the car
There, I said it....
Oh dear, fancy testing the Admins!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
Mark....there's your answer ;D
Man! there's some nasty devils on this forum!! [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
:o :o where???
i hear about them all the time, but never see them in action ;D ;D
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Mystery solved:
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1200942409/30#30
It wasn't TB after all... sorry mate.
OK, let me rephrase the question: Has anyone successfully bribed MARK DTM..... ?
Just have a quiet word with Mrs DTM ;)
Yes, Mrs DTM is very nice. Always chocolate biscuits and cake (eventually ::)).
You know when you've visited too often though - the choccie biccies not longer appear on best china, but simply in the packet :-[
Thank god she isn't a member, she'll kill me ;D
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I cant find the piece of paper on which I wrote the post count on.....455 wasnt it?
You know what? Let's not argue. I'l go with 5k posts just becaus I want to see this over ::)
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay ::)
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Are you trying to sneak back with the handle ‘master-sambo’? A newbie asking the sort of questions I would not expect, name a bit iffy imho as well. imho
If it’s you it did not work.
;) ;)
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay ::)
Probably IS him ... spelling is just as bad ..... :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay ::)
Probably IS him ... spelling is just as bad ..... :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:y :y :y
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If anyone knows how to bypass TB's newbie status (e.g. cahnging the avatar and username and hoping he won't notice), please PM me. Confidentiality guaranteed. ;)
Alternatively if anyone has successfully managed to bribe TB then I would like to hear what his weak spot is.... ;)
I read on another Forum that 'The Stig' comes round at TB's for Sunday Dinner and they discuss Steam Tractors!!.
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I AM A NEWBIE! AGAIN! NOOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
:'( :( >:( :D :'(
Welcome to the Forum Newbie Markjay ;D
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I AM A NEWBIE! AGAIN! NOOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
:'( :( >:( :D :'(
Welcome to the Forum Newbie Markjay ;D
Ahm... it's 'I am NOT markjay', actually..... ;)
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay ::)
Hmmm......looks like Markjay has left the forum. Perhaps MDTM should dish his post counts out to everyone else on here. ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay ::)
Hmmm......looks like Markjay has left the forum. Perhaps MDTM should dish his post counts out to everyone else on here. ::) ;D ;D ;D
you were right about these nasty devils Bob [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D ;D
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay ::)
Hmmm......looks like Markjay has left the forum. Perhaps MDTM should dish his post counts out to everyone else on here. ::) ;D ;D ;D
you were right about these nasty devils Bob [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D ;D
Vultures! the lot of you! >:(
Ahhmm... sorry, I forgot that I don't actually care because I am not markjay... :-[
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?
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Yeeepeee! 21 posts! well done me! :y
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?
I... heard... that.... >:(
..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?
I... heard... that.... >:(
..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(
ohhh that would take me to Baron.....go on then, you persuaded me ;)
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?
I... heard... that.... >:(
..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(
ohhh that would take me to Baron.....go on then, you persuaded me ;)
A robbing Baron, that is.... >:(
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All hale... errr... Junior Member MJ!
(52 posts)
>:(
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All hale... errr... Junior Member MJ!
(52 posts)
>:(
53 ::)
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Yeeepeee! I am me again! :) :y
Phew....
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'... I admit that the admins are....'? :o What the.... err yes yes, I admit. Sorry :)
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I think impersonating another member ('IamNOTMarkjay') warrants punishment!
:P
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I think a reasonably reliable way of bribing TB, MDTM and LB66, would be
nail 2 or 3 haynes book of lies to a board , covered with emery paper for grip.. , to give them the extra height/reach when leaning over the bonnet of a car on stands....
and provide them each with one of the fancy new heat belts for back pain that are being advertised on telly these days....
along with cuppa's every 45 minutes,
bacon butties on demand,
and a decent swedish massage at the end of the day, (and any time they feel like it during the day...) delivered NOT by you, but a nice authentic , fit swedish babe./...
I reckon they'd all be happy , a day fixing Omegas , and no aches or pains unserviced!
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I think a reasonably reliable way of bribing TB, MDTM and LB66, would be
nail 2 or 3 haynes book of lies to a board , covered with emery paper for grip.. , to give them the extra height/reach when leaning over the bonnet of a car on stands....
and provide them each with one of the fancy new heat belts for back pain that are being advertised on telly these days....
along with cuppa's every 45 minutes,
bacon butties on demand,
and a decent swedish massage at the end of the day, (and any time they feel like it during the day...) delivered NOT by you, but a nice authentic , fit swedish babe./...
I reckon they'd all be happy , a day fixing Omegas , and no aches or pains unserviced!
what a bloody good idea....
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i'm full of em me ! :y
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I think impersonating another member ('IamNOTMarkjay') warrants punishment!
:P
Blyme... not again :'(
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mmm was that the shortest "recovery" on record .... :)
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Hey MarkJjay......... tell me, do you ever feel the urge to roll up and down on a piece of string?? , walk the dog and do cat's cradle?
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Wooohooooo :'( :'( :'(
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On the plus side... I've got nothing to loose so I can dive straight into that nice synthetic oil thread cooking in General Help... yeepeee 8-)
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Mate, your sig should read....
always happiest when being a yoyo...
:D
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Tuesday morning 07:40... still a Newbie... :( oh well....
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Tuesday morning 07:40... still a Newbie... :( oh well....
;D ;D ;D
Oh dear, does this mean it's back to being "I Am Not Markjay" again? ::) ;D
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methinks that would be tantamount to post count suicide surely?
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Hey.......MJ.......Have you noticed anything? :-/ :y
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nah he wont have noticed......let him carry on insulting ;D ;D ;D
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Yep.... I have friends in high places you see ;)
Thank you oh mighty admins for your wise decision, you kindness has no limits.... :)
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Yep.... I have friends in high places you see ;)
Thank you oh mighty admins for your wise decision, you kindness has no limits.... :)
ok whose running a sweepstake on how long he can hold on to them this time? ;D ;D