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Title: Bloke joke.
Post by: amigov6 on 27 February 2008, 20:28:10

A man's driving through the countryside in his new Omega feeling very pleased with himself when he sees a very grand looking pub with a sweeping gravel driveway full of expensive cars. Thinking he'll fit right in, he pulls into the car park & enters the bar surprised it is empty. He waits for a minute then the Landlady arrives & she's stunning!!! He asks who all the cars belong to & she replies they're all hers. " How did you come to own all those"? he asks. She replies "I won them, i bet each owner they could'nt do what my 7yr old son can do, if you win all the cars are yours, if you lose i add your Omega to my collection. The man agrees to the bet. "Peter take Mummy's blouse off" calls the Landlady. Peter dutifully obliges followed by bra, skirt & knickers. The Landlady gets dressed again. "Ok your turn" she says to the Omega owner. Already hot under the collar he happily repeats the excercise by which time he's drooling. " Ok" she says " your final task", calls Peter over & tells him to bend his todger in half.
         "Park the Omega over there & leave the keys on the bar"!!!!! 8-)

Title: Re: Bloke joke.
Post by: Debs. on 27 February 2008, 20:30:00

 :o......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: miggy on 27 February 2008, 20:36:01

Dont get it............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: The Elite on 27 February 2008, 20:40:33

Very good!...

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Post by: Entwood on 27 February 2008, 20:41:48

mmm don't think I'll try that one ..  :)   :y :y

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Post by: zippo on 27 February 2008, 20:43:53

lmao  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Bloke joke.
Post by: miggy on 27 February 2008, 20:49:12

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mmm don't think I'll try that one ..  :)   :y :y

Does that mean you can ;D ;D........bragging a bit aint we.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Bloke joke.
Post by: Entwood on 27 February 2008, 20:51:09

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mmm don't think I'll try that one ..  :)   :y :y

Does that mean you can ;D ;D........bragging a bit aint we.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Under those conditions I would expect to lose my car ......   :) so SWMBO is NOT being allowed to see this thread in case she gets rather one-sided ideas .....

:)