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Title: Woman's logic
Post by: STMO123 on 08 October 2011, 21:28:44

My missus has just gone into the kitchen, had a mooch and come back with a small packet of ready salted crisps.
"There's Seabrook cheese and onion out the back" I said
"These have got less calories and fat" she said.
"OK" I said.
 
 
 
For our tea we had steak and kidney pie, chips and beans with bread and butter. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Vamps on 08 October 2011, 21:51:17

In our office it is always the women on diets that are at the cake and biscuit tin......... ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: tidla on 08 October 2011, 22:33:18

yes, once found that when i was looking for the fairys at the bottom of the garden.(hides with the fairys)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2011, 23:22:48

Quote from: STMO123 on 08 October 2011, 21:28:44

My missus has just gone into the kitchen, had a mooch and come back with a small packet of ready salted crisps.
"There's Seabrook cheese and onion out the back" I said
"These have got less calories and fat" she said.
"OK" I said.
 
 
 
For our tea we had steak and kidney pie, chips and beans with bread and butter. ;D ;D ;D

In sophisticated and refined circles they call it dinner...... :P :P :)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Andy B on 09 October 2011, 00:53:25

I don't understand the title of the thread  ??? ??? ??? These are two words that shouldn't be in the same room as each other!!  ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: CaptainZok on 09 October 2011, 00:58:44

Quote from: Andy B on 09 October 2011, 00:53:25

I don't understand the title of the thread  ??? ??? ??? These are two words that shouldn't be in the same room as each other!!  ::) ::) ::)

Annette gone to bed then mate?

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Andy B on 09 October 2011, 00:59:36

Quote from: CaptainZok on 09 October 2011, 00:58:44

.....

Annette gone to bed then mate?

Might have .......  ::) ::) ::) ::)  ;D

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Jimbob on 09 October 2011, 01:12:28

Women & Logic....never try to apply the 2 together ;)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 October 2011, 12:03:00

Quote from: Jimbob on 09 October 2011, 01:12:28

Women & Logic....never try to apply the 2 together ;)

Agreed. The smaller-brained female is an unpredictable wench. Best not to expect too much from them at an intellectual level. :y :y

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: hercules on 09 October 2011, 12:29:16

Quote from: Opti on 09 October 2011, 12:03:00

Quote from: Jimbob on 09 October 2011, 01:12:28

Women & Logic....never try to apply the 2 together ;)

Agreed. The smaller-brained female is an unpredictable wench. Best not to expect too much from them at an intellectual level. :y :y

;D

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: tidla on 09 October 2011, 21:18:15

an example, maybe..

fat biffa comes on the telly screen about to be booted off/ on borefactor. " im not that big am i" is the question.

no reply as im tapping away.

30mins later, go to grab a handful of peanuts. you aint getting any, they are only for fat biffas like you called me earlier.

??

did my mouth open, no, yet accused of crime of the century.

guilty till proven innocent..

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Bionic on 10 October 2011, 05:40:42

Logic? That is one thing they are not happy dealing with because it tends not to agree with their thought processes which in turn is why men will never understand women  Same goes for their multitasking brags - all they achieve is to make their jobs harder and longer to accomplish.
There some women however that can do both and praise to them, sadly they in the very tiny majority though and the rest just believe they are all the same....
Men were obviously born to suffer  :D

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: LJay on 10 October 2011, 19:56:04

Was planning to ''alert moderator'' on grounds of extreme sexism!  But, apparently my alert will be deleted and I'll find myself banned! >:(

Huh Men.....all the bloody same! Till you want a shag! >:( >:(

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 October 2011, 19:59:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7swLLdF7ns

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Andy B on 10 October 2011, 19:59:59

Quote from: Ljay on 10 October 2011, 19:56:04

Was planning to ''alert moderator'' on grounds of extreme sexism!  But, apparently my alert will be deleted and I'll find myself banned! >:(

Huh Men.....all the bloody same! Till you want a shag! >:( >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4)


edit to fix link

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Jimbob on 10 October 2011, 20:00:46

Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 10 October 2011, 19:59:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7swLLdF7ns

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: LJay on 10 October 2011, 20:06:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&NR=1

Suppose you think this applies to us too....... >:(

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Entwood on 10 October 2011, 20:08:46

Quote from: Ljay on 10 October 2011, 20:06:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&NR=1

Suppose you think this applies to us too....... >:(

If you say so ... who am I to argue .....   :)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 October 2011, 20:12:08

Quote from: Ljay on 10 October 2011, 20:06:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&NR=1

Suppose you think this applies to us too....... >:(

Ooohhh, dont remember that one!

I learn't everything I know from this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90&feature=related

Which explains a lot!

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: LJay on 10 October 2011, 20:18:31

Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 10 October 2011, 20:12:08

Quote from: Ljay on 10 October 2011, 20:06:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&NR=1

Suppose you think this applies to us too....... >:(

Ooohhh, dont remember that one!

I learn't everything I know from this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90&feature=related

Which explains a lot!

Oh My God doesn't it just!! ;D ;D ;D No wonder you're deprived...... ;)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Entwood on 10 October 2011, 20:20:08

Quote from: Ljay on 10 October 2011, 20:18:31

Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 10 October 2011, 20:12:08

Quote from: Ljay on 10 October 2011, 20:06:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&NR=1

Suppose you think this applies to us too....... >:(

Ooohhh, dont remember that one!

I learn't everything I know from this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90&feature=related

Which explains a lot!

Oh My God doesn't it just!! ;D ;D ;D No wonder you're depraved...... ;)

Fixed that typo for you Ljay ....   :)

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 October 2011, 20:21:22

lol

Opps, Colchester again!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Woman's logic
Post by: LJay on 10 October 2011, 20:25:02

Deprived / Depraved.....bet his chuff chuff gets lubed in strange places!  ::) ::)