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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Webby the Bear on 13 October 2011, 19:03:45
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hi.
now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:
I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.
I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.
now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up'' ........................................ :o :o :o :o im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol
your thoughts :y
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i am with you on that one :y
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Wish Her in doors would do the bloody cleaning full stop.
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Wish Her in doors would do the bloody cleaning full stop.
;D ;D ;D
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i am with you on that one :y
i just thought if that is real, poor git! she cud argue it was for money but christ whats wrong with part time at macdonalds? >:(
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Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner? ::)
...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. ;) ;) ;D
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Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner? ::)
...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. ;) ;) ;D
ask daz if he will do this for you. cant see why not :y ;D ;D
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hi.
now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:
I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.
I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.
now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up'' ........................................ :o :o :o :o im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol
your thoughts :y
Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills :y
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hi.
now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:
I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.
I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.
now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up'' ........................................ :o :o :o :o im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol
your thoughts :y
Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills :y
...of the work or the wonga? :o :o :o ;D ;D
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hi.
now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:
I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.
I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.
now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up'' ........................................ :o :o :o :o im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol
your thoughts :y
Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills :y
...of the work or the wonga? :o :o :o ;D ;D
Both :y
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hi.
now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:
I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.
I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.
now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up'' ........................................ :o :o :o :o im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol
your thoughts :y
Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills :y
...of the work or the wonga? :o :o :o ;D ;D
Both :y
;D ;D ;D ;D
ok cheers for that daz.....any comments from our heterosexual forum members? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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hi.
now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:
I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.
I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.
now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up'' ........................................ :o :o :o :o im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol
your thoughts :y
Did they publish the phone number?................Just asking ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner? ::)
...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. ;) ;) ;D
ask daz if he will do this for you. cant see why not :y ;D ;D
Have a heart, Webby, I've only just eaten. I'm feeling queasy now.... ;)
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Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner? ::)
...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. ;) ;) ;D
ask daz if he will do this for you. cant see why not :y ;D ;D
Have a heart, Webby, I've only just eaten. I'm feeling queasy now.... ;)
its natural to feel like that when over excited!!!
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That's given me an idea. My wife could get a job as a cleaner and threaten to do it in the nude if they don't pay extra. :-\
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That's given me an idea. My wife could get a job as a cleaner and threaten to do it in the nude if they don't pay extra. :-\
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hang on a minute ???
Is this something unusual :o
I though all our women did cleaning in the nude ???
Now I find out she can get paid for it :o
I'll have to put a stop to this ::) Ah well
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nice find :y this is at least a 3 pager
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Hang on a minute ???
Is this something unusual :o
I though all our women did cleaning in the nude ???
Now I find out she can get paid for it :o
I'll have to put a stop to this ::) Ah well
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nice find :y this is at least a 3 pager
Should a photograph be available would it then qualify to be a page 3er?
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Having seen that horrific pic of Daz in stockings etc, I now have an image of him doing a cambelt in my head that makes me gag. :o ;D
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Wonder if she charges by the length ;D ;D
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Having seen that horrific pic of Daz in stockings etc, I now have an image of him doing a cambelt in my head that makes me gag. :o ;D
talking of gagging.... Is your mouth clean lover x x x :D
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Having seen that horrific pic of Daz in stockings etc, I now have an image of him doing a cambelt in my head that makes me gag. :o ;D
talking of gagging.... Is your mouth clean lover x x x :D
Is it ok to gargle with battery acid first?
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Having seen that horrific pic of Daz in stockings etc, I now have an image of him doing a cambelt in my head that makes me gag. :o ;D
too late ive gagged and not even seen the pic
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Having seen that horrific pic of Daz in stockings etc, I now have an image of him doing a cambelt in my head that makes me gag. :o ;D
too late ive gagged and not even seen the pic
gagged again why did i read this