Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 10 March 2008, 20:38:34
-
Recvd. from a male colleague:
Be careful, I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in supermarket car parks all over Britain.
Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse :o
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back seat. Then both are begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't find them on Saturday
-
Deb's, i didn't know you where that way inclined :o :o :o :o
I guess it's time to come out :y
-
Thats terrible! :o
Where? :y
I drive a V6 Miggy, my wallet is always empty! :D
-
Thats terrible! :o
Where? :y
I drive a V6 Miggy, my wallet is always empty! :D
Long way to drive, just to get your wallet stolen.
-
Recvd. from a male colleague:
Be careful, I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in supermarket car parks all over Britain.
Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse :o
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back seat. Then both are begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't find them on Saturday
Of course Deb's ::) ::) ::) ::)
-
Spent all day parked up at Sainsbury's --- not a nibble :'(
-
Deb's, i didn't know you where that way inclined :o :o :o :o
I guess it's time to come out :y
....You`re right of course;
so it`s time to ,well...erm; "get it off my chest!"......
I admit it; at weekends (and in the privacy of my own home) I like to......
.
....well......
wear men`s overalls and lay underneath cars!
Sorry.....It`s just one of those 'urges', `just can`t fight it! :'(
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
Spent all day parked up at Sainsbury's --- not a nibble :'(
;D could be worse, could be nible
-
Deb's, i didn't know you where that way inclined :o :o :o :o
I guess it's time to come out :y
....You`re right of course;
so it`s time to ,well...erm; "get it off my chest!"......
I admit it; at weekends (and in the privacy of my own home) I like to......
.
....well......
wear women`s nighties and lay underneath cars!
Sorry.....It`s just one of those 'urges', `just can`t fight it! :'(
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Loo-Knee
-
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
;D ;D ;D ;D and to think i was really p155ed off earlier cause my bike got blown over
-
Good one! :y Best ive heard this week......well it is only monday ;D
-
;D ;D ;D ;D
-
Reminds me of the time I went to B&Q .... Some old guy in an orange jumpsuit came up to me and asked if I wanted decking !! Well ... I managed to get the first punch in ...... :-?
-
Reminds me of the time I went to B&Q .... Some old guy in an orange jumpsuit came up to me and asked if I wanted decking !! Well ... I managed to get the first punch in ...... :-?
Hahahahaha! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
Recvd. from a male colleague:
Be careful, I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in supermarket car parks all over Britain.
Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse :o
While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back seat. Then both are begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.
I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't find them on Saturday
evening all, i've just been out and bought 30,000 wallets :y