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Title: Two Sides to the story....
Post by: Jimbob on 25 October 2011, 13:14:56

 
 WOMEN -
Two female friends are catching up:

- So, how was your evening last night?
- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later.

And you?
- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...
 
MEN -
Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are "networking"...:

- So, how was your evening last night?

- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. You?

A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I
switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an ear-full...!
The Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home.
Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these fooking candles to avoid knocking everything down.
I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to come. In the end, I was so pissed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing...
 
 

Title: Re: Two Sides to the story....
Post by: jerry on 25 October 2011, 13:18:50

very good  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Two Sides to the story....
Post by: Debs. on 25 October 2011, 14:03:36

 ;D.......:y

Title: Re: Two Sides to the story....
Post by: twiglet on 25 October 2011, 14:17:03

Spot on!  :y

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Post by: henryd on 25 October 2011, 15:02:58

Very good ;D ;D

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Post by: Vamps on 25 October 2011, 22:06:48

Nice one..... ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: PhilRich on 25 October 2011, 22:17:11

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: blackviper90210 on 26 October 2011, 05:23:58

That just sums it up really, lol

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Post by: Gaffers on 26 October 2011, 07:38:42

It's funny because its true ;D ;D

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Post by: millwall on 26 October 2011, 13:47:08

 ;D ;D so true

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Post by: cam2502 on 26 October 2011, 17:41:57

haha, just shown the other half this post, she had a good laugh :y

Title: Re: Two Sides to the story....
Post by: Del Boy on 26 October 2011, 18:33:38

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Two Sides to the story....
Post by: Tony H on 27 October 2011, 20:49:45

Brilliant Jimbob :y ;D ;D ;D