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Title: Yet another joke!
Post by: Big Fra on 12 March 2008, 17:10:26

Teacher draws a pen15 on the blackboard. She then asks the class "has anyone seen one of these"?

Wee Johnny sticks his hands up and says "me miss, my dad has two"!

Confused and slightly bemused, the teacher enquires, "two"? "please explain this to the class Johnny"!

"Well" Johnny begins, "He has a small one for peeing and a big one for brushing the babysitters teeth with"!

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Post by: maria on 12 March 2008, 17:28:27

That was bloody brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 12 March 2008, 17:48:42

Very good ;D

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Post by: Elite Pete on 12 March 2008, 18:39:51

Brilliant  ;D

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Post by: Entwood on 12 March 2008, 19:05:37

 :y :y :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D

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Post by: mars on 12 March 2008, 19:49:22

Very good ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: miggy on 12 March 2008, 19:56:41

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Teacher draws a pen15 on the blackboard. She then asks the class "has anyone seen one of these"?

Wee Johnny sticks his hands up and says "me miss, my dad has two"!

Confused and slightly bemused, the teacher enquires, "two"? "please explain this to the class Johnny"!

"Well" Johnny begins, "He has a small one for peeing and a big one for brushing the babysitters teeth with"!

Whats a pen15, is it some type of biro ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: JiMbOb789 on 12 March 2008, 20:15:26

LMAO!!!!
Havent laughed like that in a long time! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Big Fra on 13 March 2008, 17:12:17

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Teacher draws a pen15 on the blackboard. She then asks the class "has anyone seen one of these"?

Wee Johnny sticks his hands up and says "me miss, my dad has two"!

Confused and slightly bemused, the teacher enquires, "two"? "please explain this to the class Johnny"!

"Well" Johnny begins, "He has a small one for peeing and a big one for brushing the babysitters teeth with"!

Whats a pen15, is it some type of biro ;D ;D ;D ;D

That is almost as bad as my usual jokes.

Have we met? :-?

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Post by: file28 on 13 March 2008, 21:36:37

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 21:38:36

lmao  :y :y :y

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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:22:27

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

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Post by: rad cap on 13 March 2008, 22:49:51

i need a baby sitter like that

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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:51:38

I'm not allowed a babysitter.  :( :( :(

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Post by: MadMark73 on 14 March 2008, 00:27:05

An absolute corker!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Entwood on 14 March 2008, 16:38:06

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An absolute corker!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

How do you know what the babysitter looks like ????   :)