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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: mantagte on 14 March 2008, 21:59:10
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A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.
“Hello mate” says St. Peter, “I’m sorry, no Lawyers in heaven.”
“What?” exclaims the man, astonished.
“You heard, no Lawyers.”
“But, but, but, I’ve been a good man”, replies the Lawyer.
“Oh really”, says St. Peter. “What have you done, then ?”
“Well” said the guy, “Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 quid to the starving children in Africa”.
“Oh” says St.Peter. “anything else?”
“Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 quid to the homeless.”
“Hmmm. Anything else?”
“Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 quid to the Albanian orphans.”
“Okay”, said St. Peter, “You wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss.” Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your thirty quid back, now f*ck off”
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;D ;D ;D keep em coming :y