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Title: job interview
Post by: mantagte on 14 March 2008, 22:01:20

A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him

"Have you been in the armed services?"

Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."

The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks

"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM. to4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM."

The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00AM. to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "

"This is a council job" the interviewer replies.

"For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that........"

Title: Re: job interview
Post by: Debs. on 14 March 2008, 22:13:06

 :y ROTFLOL  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: job interview
Post by: Gaffers on 14 March 2008, 22:19:03

sounds like something I would say to a soldier   ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: job interview
Post by: Tony H on 14 March 2008, 22:21:01

Class :y ;D

Title: Re: job interview
Post by: amigov6 on 14 March 2008, 22:24:56

Only 2 hrs. scratching????? ;D