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Title: bloody kids
Post by: hercules on 01 December 2011, 19:04:42
 >:(  my lads skipped the potty and gone straight for the toilet only he hasnt just mastered it yet,his sister just took him to the toilet for a number one which turned out to be a number two and my god it was like the scene from daddy daycare,it was all over the floor all over the towels on the carpet at top of stairs and ive never smelt owt so bad i was wretching.how can so much destruction happen in seconds
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: The Red Baron on 01 December 2011, 19:17:12
 ;D ;D sorry couldnt help laughing.
oh the joys of being a parent.
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Post by: Jimbob on 01 December 2011, 19:37:32
Thanks for that image
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: Ian_D on 01 December 2011, 19:41:17
Thanks for that image
Likewise!

You've got to laugh though  ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Vamps on 01 December 2011, 20:36:44
 ;D ;D ;D  Oh the joys of parenthood...... :y :y :y
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Post by: Webby the Bear on 01 December 2011, 20:39:02
Hahahaha...... I was expecting a ''those pesky local kids have keyed my car'' hahahaha  :y
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: Vamps on 01 December 2011, 20:54:19
Hahahaha...... I was expecting a ''those pesky local kids have keyed my car'' hahahaha  :y

But this is much more interesting...... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: jonny2112 on 01 December 2011, 21:20:41
Hahahaha...... I was expecting a ''those pesky local kids have keyed my car'' hahahaha  :y

Me too! I enjoyed the actual post so much more  ;D ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: Bixy1 on 01 December 2011, 21:32:27
I think I would rather have the car keyed . . . . .  ;D


Only Joking!!  ::)
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: Andy B on 01 December 2011, 21:42:07
Those occasions when they were younger and in baby grows & the nappy wasn't man enough to hold its contents are always to be remembered!  ??? ??? ??? You resist the temptation to hose them down in the garden in a Pulp Fiction type of way, but when you get to the bath room & suspend them above the bath it's then a case of where to start??  ??? ??? ??? They have sh1t half way up their backs & you're trying hard to avoid getting covered in it yourself .....................

mine are 22 & 23 now but the memory of a few of those occasions is still indelibly ingrained  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: Tony H on 01 December 2011, 21:46:50
Fair play to the lad at least he made the effort and gave it a go, and did his best the joys of parenthood eh :y
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: cleggy on 01 December 2011, 22:05:33
Shouldn't he have gone outside?
In Huddersfield you pass the landing to go to bed, ouside bog for a shit, poor child  :D :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: Nickbat on 01 December 2011, 22:28:33
I remember having a bath with one of mine when they were just a few months old. We were singing "The Wheels on the Bus" when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a Richard floating pass with all the grace and sense of purpose of a Dreadnought Class Sub.  ;)
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: tidla on 01 December 2011, 22:36:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog)

cannot get the preview to work so..
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: LJay on 02 December 2011, 15:27:35
As a preschool teacher who has the joy of 21 toddlers all at this stage, i can empathise with just how far a good dump can go! That made me chuckle and am i glad mine are through that stage!
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Post by: CaptainZok on 02 December 2011, 15:30:17
As a preschool teacher who has the joy of 21 toddlers all at this stage, i can empathise with just how far a good dump can go! That made me chuckle and am i glad mine are through that stage!
Letting Jimbob make prune and sprout curry was never going to end well.
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: aaronjb on 02 December 2011, 15:33:16
Reminds me of the conversation I had when out to dinner with some friends last weekend.. as the conversation got on to kids, the phrase "Wait, my brother sent me a photo he took when [daughter] smeared poo all over the wall of her bedroom" was uttered, followed by the phone coming out and said picture being shown round..

Good job we all have strong stomachs  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: Andy B on 02 December 2011, 15:34:42
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Letting Jimbob make prune and sprout curry was never going to end well.

That paints a completely different mental image!!!!!  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: LJay on 02 December 2011, 16:04:54
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Letting Jimbob make prune and sprout curry was never going to end well.

That paints a completely different mental image!!!!!  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Isn't it just, not one I want in my head! ;D ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: hercules on 02 December 2011, 16:12:06
 ;D ive had it before when the kids dont flush the toilet and he got the loo brush and decided to brake its back and then procede to think he was erroll flynn and decorate the bathroom,worst thing is just when we get over this stage its all gonna start again with my new one.oh the joys :)
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: hercules on 02 December 2011, 16:17:08
Shouldn't he have gone outside?
In Huddersfield you pass the landing to go to bed, ouside bog for a shit, poor child  :D :D ;D ;D
hahaha bring back the days of smashing the ice and a quick read of the paper before it turns into andrex ;D
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: hercules on 02 December 2011, 16:34:07
frig me  >:(
hes just jumped off our bed and cut his head on the radiator
Title: Re: bloody kids
Post by: jonnycool on 02 December 2011, 20:09:04
Shouldn't he have gone outside?
In Huddersfield you pass the landing to go to bed, ouside bog for a shit, poor child  :D :D ;D ;D
hahaha bring back the days of smashing the ice and a quick read of the paper before it turns into andrex ;D

Hee hee! That tickled me  ;D ;D ;D