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Title: it started with moses
Post by: millwall on 10 December 2011, 23:01:19

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land.

Nearly fifty years ago Harold Wilson said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your arses and light up a camel".

Then along came Gordon Brown, he stole your shovel, taxed your asses and mortgaged the Promised Land.

Now Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third world country, failing to realise that we ourselves are heading for that dubious status, raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a group of merchant bankers and increased VAT to 20%.

I'm that depressed I called the Samaritans and my call was diverted to Pakistan. When I told them how suicidal I was, they wanted to know if I had a pilots' licence!

Title: Re: it started with moses
Post by: Omega32E on 11 December 2011, 02:28:52

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: it started with moses
Post by: blackviper90210 on 11 December 2011, 05:18:54

10 out of 10, brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: it started with moses
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 11 December 2011, 08:15:15

i thought you were a part time plumber/horse trainer :D wow you can fly too :o :o thats like far out man :D :D :y