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Title: caravan
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 17 December 2011, 17:22:20
 :-\ looks like i have got to wash the caravan again its going green again from all the rain we had >:( does anyone know how to stop it going green  ???
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: millwall on 17 December 2011, 17:23:38
burn it ;D :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Kevin Wood on 17 December 2011, 17:32:24
burn it ;D :y
Darn! Beat me to it. ::)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: millwall on 17 December 2011, 17:44:34
burn it ;D :y
Darn! Beat me to it. ::)

sorry kevin but when i saw caravan in the title a zippo and can of petrol immediately came to mind ;D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 17 December 2011, 18:39:24
burn it ;D :y

that was funny, shame though as wifey is on about getting a caravan :o :o
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 17 December 2011, 18:43:49
i thought i wont get any sense from millwall  :y but there is nothing wrong with caravans best way to get away from it all  ;D and to hold you all up ;D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: millwall on 17 December 2011, 18:50:11
i thought i wont get any sense from millwall :y but there is nothing wrong with caravans best way to get away from it all  ;D and to hold you all up ;D

you thought right ;D    have you tried something like jizer   
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: alfie on 17 December 2011, 19:16:44
 Buy a cover for it ralf, it keeps it nice clean ready for the season to start next year.
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: albitz on 17 December 2011, 20:04:41
Paint it Green. :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Amigo on 17 December 2011, 20:15:38
TFR matey..Traffic film remover (dilute) or caravan centres do bottles of "van wash" for a few quid.

   Pay no heed to the mockers, they blindly follow the flock thinking they are funny. It's up to us to understand we know best & should feel sorry for them as they don't know any better!!!! I love caravans, Guy!!!!! :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: millwall on 17 December 2011, 20:20:39
Paint it Green. :y
and then burn it ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: alfie on 17 December 2011, 20:23:31

muc off,I said MUC OFF! is good.use it neat or watered down.
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: jonnycool on 17 December 2011, 20:24:12
Paint it Green. :y
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 17 December 2011, 22:19:13
 ;D the only thing wrong with a cover they get cut by brats  :y and thanks amigo a lot of mockers never try a caravan and find how much fun they are :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: pauls on 17 December 2011, 22:32:26
Paint it black and you wont see the green bits then  :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 17 December 2011, 22:34:33
 ;D ha ha funny :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: r1 on 17 December 2011, 22:37:02
why are caravans white? and not green anyway as they spend all there time in woods and green fields
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Entwood on 17 December 2011, 22:39:22
:-\ looks like i have got to wash the caravan again its going green again from all the rain we had >:( does anyone know how to stop it going green  ???

IME they only go green if left standing..... as we use ours all year round it doesn't go green .. it just gets bloody dirty from the roads (and the odd farm track it has to negotiate) at this time of year :( 

Either way its like the car .. if you want it looking good you have to wash it properly. Mine will need a damn good wash between now and New Year ..... its next outing  :)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 17 December 2011, 22:41:53
wont be using mine till easter now so got to wash it again :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: ozzycat on 17 December 2011, 23:03:07
 :D :D wash it then a good polish with autoglym  :y :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Vamps on 17 December 2011, 23:14:45
why are caravans white? and not green anyway as they spend all there time in woods and green fields

Interesting point.... :y  A lot of static caravans are green, all in the Lakes tis a rule I believe, ours, in Ripon, is a beige colour with brown windows and doors.... ::)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Turk on 17 December 2011, 23:26:59
TFR matey..Traffic film remover (dilute) or caravan centres do bottles of "van wash" for a few quid.

   Pay no heed to the mockers, they blindly follow the flock thinking they are funny. It's up to us to understand we know best & should feel sorry for them as they don't know any better!!!! I love caravans, Guy!!!!! :y

'Blindly follow' is correct...in the tail back the Pikey Palaces create.  ;D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: hercules on 17 December 2011, 23:39:28
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Richie London on 17 December 2011, 23:46:08
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)

do they come with free bling and a dag if you buy one.  :)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Vamps on 17 December 2011, 23:53:39
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)

Very true but if you do this when does the washing, ironing, cleaning and shopping get done?...... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: hercules on 17 December 2011, 23:58:02
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)

do they come with free bling and a dag if you buy one.  :)
;D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Entwood on 17 December 2011, 23:58:48
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)

Very true but if you do this when does the washing, ironing, cleaning and shopping get done?...... ::) ::) ::)

SWTSMBO is required to complete those tasks on a Thursday ... her day off.
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Andy B on 18 December 2011, 00:01:55
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)

Very true but if you do this when does the washing, ironing, cleaning and shopping get done?...... ::) ::) ::)

SWTSMBO is required to complete those tasks on a Thursday ... her day off.

I guess that Chris doesn't frequent these pages ..................  ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Turk on 18 December 2011, 00:04:34
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)

Apart from the rear window, 'cos that's the same view every time...Cars, vans, buses, lorries, ambulances, fire engines etc. etc....as far as the eye can see !!  ;D 
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2011, 00:06:27
keep up the good work caravanners,if not il be out of a job  ;D.everybody should try at least once and then you can know what your knocking or find out you actually like it :y.every weekend you can have a different view out of your window ;)

Very true but if you do this when does the washing, ironing, cleaning and shopping get done?...... ::) ::) ::)

SWTSMBO is required to complete those tasks on a Thursday ... her day off.

I guess that Chris doesn't frequent these pages ..................  ;) ;) ;) ;)

Nor mine...... :D :D :D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 December 2011, 00:07:39
why are caravans white? and not green anyway as they spend all there time in woods and green fields

If they are anything like aircraft made from composite materials it's to reduce the absorption of UV light which will cause the material to degrade.
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2011, 00:13:48
why are caravans white? and not green anyway as they spend all there time in woods and green fields

If they are anything like aircraft made from composite materials it's to reduce the absorption of UV light which will cause the material to degrade.


The sort of technical answer that most of us can not argue about, so must be true.... :D :D :D I thought they were made from aluminium..... :-\ :-\
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Entwood on 18 December 2011, 00:16:00
why are caravans white? and not green anyway as they spend all there time in woods and green fields

If they are anything like aircraft made from composite materials it's to reduce the absorption of UV light which will cause the material to degrade.


The sort of technical answer that most of us can not argue about, so must be true.... :D :D :D I thought they were made from aluminium..... :-\ :-\

Large parts now made of GRP, certainly mine has front, rear and roof panels of GRP, sides are still aluminium. :)
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2011, 00:24:12
why are caravans white? and not green anyway as they spend all there time in woods and green fields

If they are anything like aircraft made from composite materials it's to reduce the absorption of UV light which will cause the material to degrade.


The sort of technical answer that most of us can not argue about, so must be true.... :D :D :D I thought they were made from aluminium..... :-\ :-\

Large parts now made of GRP, certainly mine has front, rear and roof panels of GRP, sides are still aluminium. :)



Yes, thinking back to our last tourer the front and back were GRP....... :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 18 December 2011, 01:10:11
great to see all these caravaners will need some help from you if you would be so kind. I will put up a seperate post for advice nearer the time in view that we are thinking about a caravan 1) newent and a few other meets and 2) mother in laws now on her own and we thought it would be a good idea to take her away now and again.will post something in a few days any advice will be appreciated as i know absolutley nothing about caravans
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2011, 01:51:50
great to see all these caravaners will need some help from you if you would be so kind. I will put up a seperate post for advice nearer the time in view that we are thinking about a caravan 1) newent and a few other meets and 2) mother in laws now on her own and we thought it would be a good idea to take her away now and again.will post something in a few days any advice will be appreciated as i know absolutley nothing about caravans

That reminds me of a song...D-I-V-O-R-C-E............. :D :D :D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: skyblue on 18 December 2011, 02:06:41
great to see all these caravaners will need some help from you if you would be so kind. I will put up a seperate post for advice nearer the time in view that we are thinking about a caravan 1) newent and a few other meets and 2) mother in laws now on her own and we thought it would be a good idea to take her away now and again.will post something in a few days any advice will be appreciated as i know absolutley nothing about caravans

My advice is, take someone with you who knows what they are looking for and also someone who will give you an honest answer to buy or walk away ... you do hear of the poor sods who thought every thing looked good but months later found it was rotton to wheels
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 18 December 2011, 05:08:19
great to see all these caravaners will need some help from you if you would be so kind. I will put up a seperate post for advice nearer the time in view that we are thinking about a caravan 1) newent and a few other meets and 2) mother in laws now on her own and we thought it would be a good idea to take her away now and again.will post something in a few days any advice will be appreciated as i know absolutley nothing about caravans

That reminds me of a song...D-I-V-O-R-C-E............. :D :D :D

No Vamps you will have to go and sit with Millwall in the not funny room   ;D;D :y

sadly its the other one farther in law retired at 65, 6 months later got a pain in his neck and before you knew much about it all he was gone. Bone cancer, hospital spent 2 weeks messing around with his neck realised there was nothing they could do 5 weeks later he was gone

been 2 years now and its been a struggle to see the mother in law as much as wifey would like. Went to Newent met some fantastic people and wifey got the camping bug :o :o :o :o even though we erm stayed in a hotel up the road ;D ;D wifeys been talking tents /trailer tents :o :o :o I just cant persuade her to camp in the back of my van instead for some reason ::) ::)

Sooooooo thought i would suprise her with a car a cara a caravan phew said it plus we can take the mother in law with us if we get a 4 berth :o :o

been watching a few on ebay but think theres a lot more to it which may meen its pie in the sky at the moment but will get a seperate post open for some advise rather than gate crashing this one :y :y cheers campers
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Gaffers on 18 December 2011, 09:56:13
Paint it with Marine Anti-fouling and then turn it into a boat.  On second thoughts, ditch it and get a boat  ;D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: feeutfo on 18 December 2011, 10:26:50
why are caravans white? and not green anyway as they spend all there time in woods and green fields

If they are anything like aircraft made from composite materials it's to reduce the absorption of UV light which will cause the material to degrade.


The sort of technical answer that most of us can not argue about, so must be true.... :D :D :D I thought they were made from aluminium..... :-\ :-\

Large parts now made of GRP, certainly mine has front, rear and roof panels of GRP, sides are still aluminium. :)



Yes, thinking back to our last tourer the front and back were GRP....... :y
Some of the large statics are indeed green. Like at the lakes, to comply with national trust rules maybe? Doesn't look to clever with a load of white sheds dotted around Cumbria.
 But I don't think that's too wise to camouflage a towable caravan. Might give people an excuse to drive straight through the middle of one. Oops sorreeey! ;D
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: YZ250 on 18 December 2011, 11:00:41
:-\ looks like i have got to wash the caravan again its going green again from all the rain we had >:( does anyone know how to stop it going green  ???

It will always go green and streaky if left for long periods. I have found Fenwicks Caravan Cleaner quite effortless to use. It gets the green and streaks off with the minimum of effort, even if only done once every three months or so.

burn it ;D :y

There was an Anti-Caravan Club started many years ago but it was shut down due to lack of support from the public. So there, na na na na na.   ;D ;D ;) :y
Personally, I think that caravan threads should be password locked so that only caravanners can give their input.  ;) ;D ;D

Regards
Alan
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Amigo on 18 December 2011, 22:29:34
As already said LOOK FOR DAMP as you would look for rust under an old car. First stop is take the cushions out from the front/bottom end of the van, same at the rear (all four corners). Then check the shower room/toilet & roof vents. On older/cheaper vans a damp repair & evidence of it is ok as long as it is dry, you can't disguise the damp smell. My old Elldis had the whole 3 front windows out, treated & replaced, still dry years later. This is only on the lower end of the market though. I bought said 2 berth van for £200, attended a few OOFMEETS & Classic car meets then sold her for £400 3 years later.

  This was my first van & have many happy memories of the time away in her & the midnight stews cooked after the teatime curries & morning brekkies. Really cosy to sleep in, all electrics so you can run your lappy/toaster/kettle/halogen heater/shower etc etc. & you don't have to put it up or pull it down in the rain & wind. You can keep most things packed away all year, crockery/cutlery, tinned soups/beanz/toms, herbs & spices, paper towels , dishcloths, pots/pans, i could go on. Just check the car over hitch up & go wherever you like.

   I'm getting another one soon & will spend a bit more. Worth every penny. :y
Title: Re: caravan
Post by: Vamps on 18 December 2011, 22:55:13
great to see all these caravaners will need some help from you if you would be so kind. I will put up a seperate post for advice nearer the time in view that we are thinking about a caravan 1) newent and a few other meets and 2) mother in laws now on her own and we thought it would be a good idea to take her away now and again.will post something in a few days any advice will be appreciated as i know absolutley nothing about caravans

That reminds me of a song...D-I-V-O-R-C-E............. :D :D :D

No Vamps you will have to go and sit with Millwall in the not funny room   ;D;D :y

sadly its the other one farther in law retired at 65, 6 months later got a pain in his neck and before you knew much about it all he was gone. Bone cancer, hospital spent 2 weeks messing around with his neck realised there was nothing they could do 5 weeks later he was gone
been 2 years now and its been a struggle to see the mother in law as much as wifey would like. Went to Newent met some fantastic people and wifey got the camping bug :o :o :o :o even though we erm stayed in a hotel up the road ;D ;D wifeys been talking tents /trailer tents :o :o :o I just cant persuade her to camp in the back of my van instead for some reason ::) ::)

Sooooooo thought i would suprise her with a car a cara a caravan phew said it plus we can take the mother in law with us if we get a 4 berth :o :o

been watching a few on ebay but think theres a lot more to it which may meen its pie in the sky at the moment but will get a seperate post open for some advise rather than gate crashing this one :y :y cheers campers

I understand that, we are facing out first Christmas without FIL :( We have a static, have done tourers, but even swmbo would never think of inviting MIL down to it for the weekend.....  Now my mother would be a different story, she gets on far too well with swmbo.... ::) ::) ::)