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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: miggy on 19 March 2008, 18:31:24
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Cannot believe my rather luck.
Driving to work this morning at about 8.30, going past our local junior school and from a drive was a red Fiesta reversing into the road, the driver did not look, straight out into the road, i hits the brakes and gives him a toot.
He stops his car, gets out and starts to walk towards me, for breaks sake i thinks here we go, the bloke is about 6 foot....between the eyes ;D ;D. I am sat there now just got over my frozen shoulder but it was still a bit painful.
My drivers window is down, he leans in and grabs my collar shouting what is my problem...at that point my problem was my rather seat belt around my neck, do you think i could rather undo it...no, my arm is giving me a bit of Jip.......anyway i manages to remove the seat belt and get out the car....by now i am steaming and seeing red..there is a rather crowd gathering.......as i get out he throws one at me, cops me right in the rather jaw.........break that hurt.....i leaps on him...lands a few on him and sat on top of him telling him to calm down, next thing something hits me on the back...rather hell now that did hurt. looks up and its a 70 odd year old rather lolly pop woman who Tw"ts me with her lolly pop sign. she shouting get off him you bully, leave him alone. i am trying to tell her i am sitting on him to calm him down as he is like a raging bull........break that she thinks, and tw"ts me again on the head.........by now someone had called the police, they arrive, hand cuff me and this gorilla, we get taken to the local cop shop, we both have blood on our faces, mine is from a wopping gash on the head where the lolly pop woman hits me, we both gets a caution and they run me to the hospital..i have 10 rather stitches in my head and another breaked up shoulder.
The police then say do i wish to press charges on the 70 odd year old rather woman and the bloke, obviousley i did not and it was left at that. the bloke has apologised and that is that.
It was like something off a carry on film..........I gets to work at midday only to find i had left my rather lap top at home with all my work on it. i had a meeting at 12.30 and had to present from memory.. disaster of a day.
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Sorry to hear your day was so bad, but......
You cant even write comedy like that!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Jesus and I thought I had a bad day.
There's far too much stress thrown about on our roads; so much attitude - usually from the party who is totally in the wrong :( What does it take to put your hand up and say "Sorry, I ballsed that right up!"
Couldn't help but smile they way you tell it though ;D
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i must admit 90% of my day is shouting at incompetent drivers, ive learnt my lesson in the past about sitting in the car and waiting for the other "party" to walk over, as i let a guy walk over to me a few years ago and stayed seated he pushed me in the head, and as i was trying to get out of the car he trapped my leg in the car door bruising it badly.
when i finally got out he saw my size and legged it wheelspinning off in the sunset.
my policy is if i make a mistake i wave sorry, if they make a mistake take my horn abuse and p"ss off!
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Hey Miggy, i hope your ok dude :question :question
Have they checked you over properly at the hospital, head injuries can have a timed affect
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Hey Miggy, i hope your ok dude :question :question
Have they checked you over properly at the hospital, head injuries can have a timed affect
Yes mate...rather hurts though. :'( :'(
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i must admit 90% of my day is shouting at incompetent drivers, ive learnt my lesson in the past about sitting in the car and waiting for the other "party" to walk over, as i let a guy walk over to me a few years ago and stayed seated he pushed me in the head, and as i was trying to get out of the car he trapped my leg in the car door bruising it badly.
when i finally got out he saw my size and legged it wheelspinning off in the sunset.
my policy is if i make a mistake i wave sorry, if they make a mistake take my horn abuse and p"ss off!
I had something similar when I lived in Paris when this pillock cut me up deliberately in traffic. When I game him the very french diratrite over the horn he got out of his chav'ed up tin'o'sh*te so I did too....
Upon seeing a 17st rugby league prop the 5" something parisian swiftly shut up, turned around and got back in his car. The worst part for him was that the traffic was awful so he couldent get away from me giving him that 'crazy black man look' every time I pulled along side (which musy have looked so funny cos I'm white!)
To top it all his gf was in the passenger seat..... 8-)
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i must admit 90% of my day is shouting at incompetent drivers, ive learnt my lesson in the past about sitting in the car and waiting for the other "party" to walk over, as i let a guy walk over to me a few years ago and stayed seated he pushed me in the head, and as i was trying to get out of the car he trapped my leg in the car door bruising it badly.
when i finally got out he saw my size and legged it wheelspinning off in the sunset.
my policy is if i make a mistake i wave sorry, if they make a mistake take my horn abuse and p"ss off!
I had something similar when I lived in Paris when this pillock cut me up deliberately in traffic. When I game him the very french diratrite over the horn he got out of his chav'ed up tin'o'sh*te so I did too....
Upon seeing a 17st rugby league prop the 5" something parisian swiftly shut up, turned around and got back in his car. The worst part for him was that the traffic was awful so he couldent get away from me giving him that 'crazy black man look' every time I pulled along side (which musy have looked so funny cos I'm white!)
To top it all his gf was in the passenger seat..... 8-)
Played the position many times, oh memories.given it up now.... :'( :'(
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Thats bad news Miggy >:(.......at least you came out on top :y...of him
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Thats bad news Miggy >:(.......at least you came out on top :y...of him
If he had Tw"tted me in the nose he could have got rid of the spot.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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i must admit 90% of my day is shouting at incompetent drivers, ive learnt my lesson in the past about sitting in the car and waiting for the other "party" to walk over, as i let a guy walk over to me a few years ago and stayed seated he pushed me in the head, and as i was trying to get out of the car he trapped my leg in the car door bruising it badly.
when i finally got out he saw my size and legged it wheelspinning off in the sunset.
my policy is if i make a mistake i wave sorry, if they make a mistake take my horn abuse and p"ss off!
I had something similar when I lived in Paris when this pillock cut me up deliberately in traffic. When I game him the very french diratrite over the horn he got out of his chav'ed up tin'o'sh*te so I did too....
Upon seeing a 17st rugby league prop the 5" something parisian swiftly shut up, turned around and got back in his car. The worst part for him was that the traffic was awful so he couldent get away from me giving him that 'crazy black man look' every time I pulled along side (which musy have looked so funny cos I'm white!)
To top it all his gf was in the passenger seat..... 8-)
Played the position many times, oh memories.given it up now.... :'( :'(
I loved it !!!!
I used to play in the 3rd Division in France which is prob the equivalent of a small town league thing but a french RL TV presenter called me the butcher (i'll leave that one to the imagination) off the pitch though I wouldent hurt a fly.... ::) ::) ::)
Trying to get over some injuries and play for the army if I can get to the level required...
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i must admit 90% of my day is shouting at incompetent drivers, ive learnt my lesson in the past about sitting in the car and waiting for the other "party" to walk over, as i let a guy walk over to me a few years ago and stayed seated he pushed me in the head, and as i was trying to get out of the car he trapped my leg in the car door bruising it badly.
when i finally got out he saw my size and legged it wheelspinning off in the sunset.
my policy is if i make a mistake i wave sorry, if they make a mistake take my horn abuse and p"ss off!
I had something similar when I lived in Paris when this pillock cut me up deliberately in traffic. When I game him the very french diratrite over the horn he got out of his chav'ed up tin'o'sh*te so I did too....
Upon seeing a 17st rugby league prop the 5" something parisian swiftly shut up, turned around and got back in his car. The worst part for him was that the traffic was awful so he couldent get away from me giving him that 'crazy black man look' every time I pulled along side (which musy have looked so funny cos I'm white!)
To top it all his gf was in the passenger seat..... 8-)
Played the position many times, oh memories.given it up now.... :'( :'(
I loved it !!!!
I used to play in the 3rd Division in France which is prob the equivalent of a small town league thing but a french RL TV presenter called me the butcher (i'll leave that one to the imagination) off the pitch though I wouldent hurt a fly.... ::) ::) ::)
Trying to get over some injuries and play for the army if I can get to the level required...
Thats where i started playing, in the forces.. :y :y
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I think I am the only DE officer in the Medical corps who even has in interest in RL, let alone playing it!!
The rest are all intersted in Union and not getting hurt.. ;) ;)
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Thats bad news Miggy >:(.......at least you came out on top :y...of him
If he had Tw"tted me in the nose he could have got rid of the spot.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Knew you were fibbin when you said the spot was gone ;D ;D...see I was right :P
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Not good .. :(
Just take care of yourself ... I hope you have names of both, and the police report number .. you might be able to claim damages IF you end up losing money for missing work whilst injured.
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those lollipops aren't at all light, i would have hit her aswell
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those lollipops aren't at all light, i would have hit her aswell
Tell me about it....thought i had been twa"ted with a brass band.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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those lollipops aren't at all light, i would have hit her aswell
Tell me about it....thought i had been twa"ted with a brass band.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
She could have played a tune whilst beating you ;D
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Cannot believe my rather luck.
Driving to work this morning at about 8.30, going past our local junior school and from a drive was a red Fiesta reversing into the road, the driver did not look, straight out into the road, i hits the brakes and gives him a toot.
He stops his car, gets out and starts to walk towards me, for breaks sake i thinks here we go, the bloke is about 6 foot....between the eyes ;D ;D. I am sat there now just got over my frozen shoulder but it was still a bit painful.
My drivers window is down, he leans in and grabs my collar shouting what is my problem...at that point my problem was my rather seat belt around my neck, do you think i could rather undo it...no, my arm is giving me a bit of Jip.......anyway i manages to remove the seat belt and get out the car....by now i am steaming and seeing red..there is a rather crowd gathering.......as i get out he throws one at me, cops me right in the rather jaw.........break that hurt.....i leaps on him...lands a few on him and sat on top of him telling him to calm down, next thing something hits me on the back...rather hell now that did hurt. looks up and its a 70 odd year old rather lolly pop woman who Tw"ts me with her lolly pop sign. she shouting get off him you bully, leave him alone. i am trying to tell her i am sitting on him to calm him down as he is like a raging bull........break that she thinks, and tw"ts me again on the head.........by now someone had called the police, they arrive, hand cuff me and this gorilla, we get taken to the local cop shop, we both have blood on our faces, mine is from a wopping gash on the head where the lolly pop woman hits me, we both gets a caution and they run me to the hospital..i have 10 rather stitches in my head and another breaked up shoulder.
The police then say do i wish to press charges on the 70 odd year old rather woman and the bloke, obviousley i did not and it was left at that. the bloke has apologised and that is that.
It was like something off a carry on film..........I gets to work at midday only to find i had left my rather lap top at home with all my work on it. i had a meeting at 12.30 and had to present from memory.. disaster of a day.
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
A they say trouble finds me lmao ;D ;D ;D
So thats::
Windscreen Fitters
Gritters
Red Fiesta Drivers
and nearly a Lollipop woman ;D ;D ;D
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
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10 stitches Pete,break thats going to hurt more in the morning . look after yourself. :( :(
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Cannot believe my rather luck.
Driving to work this morning at about 8.30, going past our local junior school and from a drive was a red Fiesta reversing into the road, the driver did not look, straight out into the road, i hits the brakes and gives him a toot.
He stops his car, gets out and starts to walk towards me, for breaks sake i thinks here we go, the bloke is about 6 foot....between the eyes ;D ;D. I am sat there now just got over my frozen shoulder but it was still a bit painful.
My drivers window is down, he leans in and grabs my collar shouting what is my problem...at that point my problem was my rather seat belt around my neck, do you think i could rather undo it...no, my arm is giving me a bit of Jip.......anyway i manages to remove the seat belt and get out the car....by now i am steaming and seeing red..there is a rather crowd gathering.......as i get out he throws one at me, cops me right in the rather jaw.........break that hurt.....i leaps on him...lands a few on him and sat on top of him telling him to calm down, next thing something hits me on the back...rather hell now that did hurt. looks up and its a 70 odd year old rather lolly pop woman who Tw"ts me with her lolly pop sign. she shouting get off him you bully, leave him alone. i am trying to tell her i am sitting on him to calm him down as he is like a raging bull........break that she thinks, and tw"ts me again on the head.........by now someone had called the police, they arrive, hand cuff me and this gorilla, we get taken to the local cop shop, we both have blood on our faces, mine is from a wopping gash on the head where the lolly pop woman hits me, we both gets a caution and they run me to the hospital..i have 10 rather stitches in my head and another breaked up shoulder.
The police then say do i wish to press charges on the 70 odd year old rather woman and the bloke, obviousley i did not and it was left at that. the bloke has apologised and that is that.
It was like something off a carry on film..........I gets to work at midday only to find i had left my rather lap top at home with all my work on it. i had a meeting at 12.30 and had to present from memory.. disaster of a day.
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
A they say trouble finds me lmao ;D ;D ;D
So thats::
Windscreen Fitters
Gritters
Red Fiesta Drivers
and nearly a Lollipop woman ;D ;D ;D
I never had any hassel with them...........live and let live......thats me.....unless i am breaked with........... ;D ;D ;D But the old lolly pop woman sorted me out. ;D
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Too right...head is aching a bit :'( :'(
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Too right...head is aching a bit :'( :'(
With a head that size is bound too ;D ;D
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Too right...head is aching a bit :'( :'(
With a head that size is bound too ;D ;D
Listen elephant man.......dont start ;D ;D ;D
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Too right...head is aching a bit :'( :'(
With a head that size is bound too ;D ;D
Listen elephant man.......dont start ;D ;D ;D
I do have a big trunk.... how did you know???
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Too right...head is aching a bit :'( :'(
With a head that size is bound too ;D ;D
Listen elephant man.......dont start ;D ;D ;D
I do have a big trunk.... how did you know???
Mickey MOOSE from Peckham told me ;D ;D ;D
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He is Jealous too....
They call him Peawee from Peckham you know ;)
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He is Jealous too....
They call him Peawee from Peckham you know ;)
your on form tonight Daz :D :D :D
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Getting excited mate...... did i tell you its my Birthday on Saturday the day after yours..... :-*
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He is Jealous too....
They call him Peawee from Peckham you know ;)
your on form tonight Daz :D :D :D
Hes on something ;D
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Getting excited mate...... did i tell you its my Birthday on Saturday the day after yours..... :-*
Oh, for f@"* sake
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Getting excited mate...... did i tell you its my Birthday on Saturday the day after yours..... :-*
you might have mentioned it once or twice ,in every thread for the past week ::) ::) :P
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Fiesta that is ;D ;D ;D
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Fiesta that is ;D ;D ;D
He was only tooting cause he thought an old granny was driving ;D
his arse collapsed when the gorilla got out ;D ;D ;D
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Fiesta that is ;D ;D ;D
He was only tooting cause he thought an old granny was driving ;D
his arse collapsed when the gorilla got out ;D ;D ;D
Never seen one of those.............come to think of it i hope i never do ;D
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How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up ;D
Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red
Fiesta that is ;D ;D ;D
He was only tooting cause he thought an old granny was driving ;D
his arse collapsed when the gorilla got out ;D ;D ;D
Like break... i was more concerned about my shoulder.
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That's got to be a contender for Bad Day Of The Year 2008. Sorry it happened to you Miggy.
But the mental picture of a 70 year old Lollypop lady idiotting away with her stick.. That's going to hang around for a very long time :) :)
Cheers and I hope you feel better soon.
Jim
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It could have really turned out bad......
Newport Lollipop Stick Massacre ;D ;D ;D
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If she had hit you in the right place it would definately STOP CHILDREN. ;D ;D ;D
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It could have really turned out bad......
Newport Lollipop Stick Massacre ;D ;D ;D
Going to watch the 10 O'clock news for an update on the lollipop
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That is a bad day, have a whisky on me, no, ok I will drink it for you. :D :D :D
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Go on press charges against the lollypop lady!
In your position the fester driver would be ran over!
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Cannot believe my rather luck.
Driving to work this morning at about 8.30, going past our local junior school and from a drive was a red Fiesta reversing into the road, the driver did not look, straight out into the road, i hits the brakes and gives him a toot.
He stops his car, gets out and starts to walk towards me, for breaks sake i thinks here we go, the bloke is about 6 foot....between the eyes ;D ;D. I am sat there now just got over my frozen shoulder but it was still a bit painful.
My drivers window is down, he leans in and grabs my collar shouting what is my problem...at that point my problem was my rather seat belt around my neck, do you think i could rather undo it...no, my arm is giving me a bit of Jip.......anyway i manages to remove the seat belt and get out the car....by now i am steaming and seeing red..there is a rather crowd gathering.......as i get out he throws one at me, cops me right in the rather jaw.........break that hurt.....i leaps on him...lands a few on him and sat on top of him telling him to calm down, next thing something hits me on the back...rather hell now that did hurt. looks up and its a 70 odd year old rather lolly pop woman who Tw"ts me with her lolly pop sign. she shouting get off him you bully, leave him alone. i am trying to tell her i am sitting on him to calm him down as he is like a raging bull........break that she thinks, and tw"ts me again on the head.........by now someone had called the police, they arrive, hand cuff me and this gorilla, we get taken to the local cop shop, we both have blood on our faces, mine is from a wopping gash on the head where the lolly pop woman hits me, we both gets a caution and they run me to the hospital..i have 10 rather stitches in my head and another breaked up shoulder.
The police then say do i wish to press charges on the 70 odd year old rather woman and the bloke, obviousley i did not and it was left at that. the bloke has apologised and that is that.
It was like something off a carry on film..........I gets to work at midday only to find i had left my rather lap top at home with all my work on it. i had a meeting at 12.30 and had to present from memory.. disaster of a day.
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
You should have pressed charges on that old s**t! She had no right to get involved in a dispute which did not concern her, never mind assaulting you.
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Getting lamped by a lollipop lady, man you must feel about two inches tall! ;D
P.P.S
Glad you also lamped that moron and sorry about your head.
If he came out of a driveway, at least you know where he lives. Fancy a few of us going round and paying him a visit? ;)
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Getting excited mate...... did i tell you its my Birthday on Saturday the day after yours..... :-*
Winner of the OOF Newbie Prize! - Congratulations ;D ;D
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It could have really turned out bad......
Newport Lollipop Stick Massacre ;D ;D ;D
I've just got visions of the old biddy smacking them with the SHARP edge of the lollypop stick, Ooooooooh sheeeet! :o
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The Lollipop killer nan should be oppsing sacked.,... that's bloody ABH or GBH that is!
Sorry, But assault with a deadly lollipop doesn't have the same ring to it.... :D
Hope the bonce gets better quick.....