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Title: The American Marine
Post by: waspy on 19 March 2008, 19:53:10

An American Marine was on a train, he was so tired after his tour of duty & after walking the entire length of the train he could only see one seat that of a French ladies toy poodle was sitting on.
"May i have that seat please mam"? he enquired.
"You Americans are so rude" exclaimed the lady.
He walked the entire length once again, but still couldn't find a seat.
"Please mam, may i have that seat your dog is sitting on"?
Once again she replied "you American's think you have the right to bully a lady on her own" to which he picked up the dog & tossed it out of the window. "AAARGH my poor Fi Fi" she yelled, "will no one defend my honour?" To which an English Gent stood up & said "you American's come over here, you use the wrong hand to hold a fork, you drive on the wrong side of the road & now you throw the wrong bitch out of the window"

Title: Re: The American Marine
Post by: Gaffers on 19 March 2008, 19:54:56

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An American Marine was on a train, he was so tired after his tour of duty & after walking the entire length of the train he could only see one seat that of a French ladies toy poodle was sitting on.
"May i have that seat please mam"? he enquired.
"You Americans are so rude" exclaimed the lady.
He walked the entire length once again, but still couldn't find a seat.
"Please mam, may i have that seat your dog is sitting on"?
Once again she replied "you American's think you have the right to bully a lady on her own" to which he picked up the dog & tossed it out of the window. "AAARGH my poor Fi Fi" she yelled, "will no one defend my honour?" To which an English Gent stood up & said "you American's come over here, you use the wrong hand to hold a fork, you drive on the wrong side of the road & now you throw the wrong bitch out of the window"

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Title: Re: The American Marine
Post by: smoothomega on 19 March 2008, 19:59:46

Your on top form tonight Waspy  :y

Title: Re: The American Marine
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Title: Re: The American Marine
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Title: Re: The American Marine
Post by: Tony H on 20 March 2008, 22:36:37

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