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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: robbo299 on 20 March 2008, 23:53:34

Title: Banking Woes.
Post by: robbo299 on 20 March 2008, 23:53:34

Just got home from work and seen the news about the state of the financial markets around the world.
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Following the problems in the sub-prime market in the USA and the run on Northern Rock Building Society, uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking institutions.
In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of it's branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nosed dived.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.

Title: Re: Banking Woes.
Post by: VXL V6 on 20 March 2008, 23:55:27

 ;D

The old ones are the best ones!

Title: Re: Banking Woes.
Post by: robbo299 on 20 March 2008, 23:59:34

how do you know my age????  ;D

Title: Re: Banking Woes.
Post by: robbo299 on 21 March 2008, 00:03:57

ok ok... couple of up to date ones then......
Heather Mills has just spent some of her divorce settlement on a plane.
She still intends to use a razor on the other leg though...

Paul McCartney was asked by the judge if Heather Mills was unstable. He thought for a few seconds and replied that sometimes she was, but a couple of folded beer mats usually did the trick.

Title: Re: Banking Woes.
Post by: Vamps on 21 March 2008, 00:05:32

ooooooooooooooooooohhh.....  ;D

Title: Re: Banking Woes.
Post by: Andy B on 21 March 2008, 00:56:57

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I wish though I didn't have to actually go to my local branch to speak to someone who spoke English as a 1st language! >:(

Title: Re: Banking Woes.
Post by: Vamps on 21 March 2008, 01:08:37

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I wish though I didn't have to actually go to my local branch to speak to someone who spoke English as a 1st language! >:(

And not just the bank. :exclamation :exclamation

Title: Re: Banking Woes.
Post by: waspy on 21 March 2008, 07:41:03

Nice one, i like it  ;D ;D :y :y