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Title: student exam
Post by: millwall on 17 January 2012, 14:21:27: He deserved better and I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* Wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* Sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* One handed elephants dont exist.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Hat, coat, gloves, cheerio ;D
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: Lazydocker on 17 January 2012, 14:26:42: Good answers and prove the ability to think laterally :y
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 17 January 2012, 16:02:18: congratulations youve now passed the plumbing exam that concludes your full training ::) ::) :y
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: millwall on 17 January 2012, 16:10:12: Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 17 January 2012, 16:02:18
congratulations youve now passed the plumbing exam that concludes your full training ::) ::) :y

shows how much you know lovecock the plumbing test only has 3 questions ;D :y
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 17 January 2012, 16:14:27: i thought it was the advanced craft big balls ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 January 2012, 16:18:02: Very good ;D

Wonder if Tunnie would have given those answers? :D
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: millwall on 17 January 2012, 16:18:41: Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 17 January 2012, 16:14:27
i thought it was the advanced craft big balls ;D ;D :y

as usual you thought wrong ;D
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: tunnie on 17 January 2012, 17:45:10: Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 17 January 2012, 16:18:02
Very good ;D

Wonder if Tunnie would have given those answers? :D

Oii! No!

Although this one, might have been the same ;D

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner.
Title: Re: student exam
Post by: millwall on 17 January 2012, 18:36:09: Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 17 January 2012, 16:18:02
Very good ;D

Wonder if Tunnie would have given those answers? :D

it was tunnies exam paper ;D