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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 03 June 2013, 01:05:13 »
I must be getting old i cant even get it up in 16 seconds more like 16 minutes and lasts 16 seconds 
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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 03 June 2013, 00:38:00 »
a life of tigger worship, you de man 
is that with or without foreplay 
is that with or without foreplay
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General Discussion Area / Re: Good day/Bad day
« on: 03 June 2013, 00:21:48 »
sorry to hear about the burglury weve been burgled 3 times now and can sympothise with the feelings you get. It is a strange feeling that someone has broken in, been who knows where. Your own house is not safe. Hope they did not do too much damage and your well insured. Takes a while but you do get over it took wifey a while. which is why eventually i want to install a burglar alarm, but then again who takes much notice nowadays
1st time they came in through the french doors, lived on my own so wasnt so bothered as such
2nd time was the office, broke in looking for the petty cash box, previous employee, wich i looked after quite well and trusted. He was off work for a while after for some reason ::)plus i took the tools back i had brought him
3rd i was with wifey by then and we stayed in her flat in london during the week home at weekends, the tinker had actually cut the lead light out of one of those traditional 1930s top glazed doors and in he got, and we live on a main road, did not have the sense though to get the stuff out through the window
. Was called by a mate who drove past and noticed there was no glass in my front door 
no one else bothered to report it
if ever i hear anything i am the first up and out usually with a mallet, since some complete pillock gave mc donalds a 24 hour licence just up the road so now its a constant stream of piss heads, yobs and boy racers. I bet the same person would not allow that on thier door step
1st time they came in through the french doors, lived on my own so wasnt so bothered as such
2nd time was the office, broke in looking for the petty cash box, previous employee, wich i looked after quite well and trusted. He was off work for a while after for some reason ::)plus i took the tools back i had brought him
3rd i was with wifey by then and we stayed in her flat in london during the week home at weekends, the tinker had actually cut the lead light out of one of those traditional 1930s top glazed doors and in he got, and we live on a main road, did not have the sense though to get the stuff out through the window
. Was called by a mate who drove past and noticed there was no glass in my front door no one else bothered to report itif ever i hear anything i am the first up and out usually with a mallet, since some complete pillock gave mc donalds a 24 hour licence just up the road so now its a constant stream of piss heads, yobs and boy racers. I bet the same person would not allow that on thier door step
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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 21:33:31 »That's quite witty for you Lovedunce!! It took 16 seconds to remember yourself....
Well you try and be nice to folk, so consider yourself disinvited!
Although he might prove to be a bigger hit with the ladeez.....Still with 100 coming there's plenty to go round!!
about as long as you last during a shag from what i ve been told
slow computer takes ages to post something on here
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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 20:28:45 »I'd invite FHM's 100 sexiest girls!!
and Lovecock so he could have some scraps!!
that would mean you had 100 chances of being stood up
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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 18:44:24 »
when i was born the doctor slapped my mother
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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 18:42:50 »On a cold dayithe may look different
look mate with the lights on i look completly different lmao
, i was to ugly to even do that dating in the dark programme
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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 18:41:45 »The game is up, Lizzie and her secret lift lover
Oh no!!!
Poor Daz, how is he going to feel now?
Actually I am beginning to think it was lovejoy, as of course I have no idea what he looks like: maybe I do now, well from the neck down anyway!! Corrrrrrrrrrr
well actually by Daz s last post ref winston, would think he will feel pretty sore
Sorry Lizzie if it was a Corrrrrr from the neck down then it couild not have been me, but your telling me you actually looked at the other parts of his body
oh well willie like mouse tounge like a whale
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General Car Chat / Re: My new load lugger.
« on: 02 June 2013, 17:47:05 »
i would never make a car dealer
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General Car Chat / Re: exhaust fumes
« on: 02 June 2013, 17:42:33 »
the trafic i got by trading the movano with the seat problem.
well got the spray work approved and carried out at canterbury acciedent repair one of the problems was doors different colours, guess what they were still different colours they sprayed the other door and not both
so back it went again again. picked it up saturday guess what, doors still different colours, over spray everywhere and the back doors wont open, was going to loose the plot but the guy was half my size and very polite, so back it goes next week
after that little episode on we travelled to drop wifeys new car back to the garage so they could sort out the problems with it wanted to just get the money back but wifey wants to keep the car ffs, well its her car.
just waiting now for the insignia to go tits up. car brought on line basically agreed the deal over the phone, now call me stupid but i have not been asked for any deposit, no confirmation order, nothing. They have confirmed its going through the workshop for their PDI and will be ready this week to be advised. Basically i will turn up and if all is ok sign finance docs and hand over the miggy
I am not holding my breath, but i could be held over night in stoke on trent or driving home in the insignia. Yes unfortunatley i am going on my on thats why i am worried
Its really not safe for me to have anything to do with buying or doing a deal for a car or van come to think of it, maybe its the words DICK on my forehead
well got the spray work approved and carried out at canterbury acciedent repair one of the problems was doors different colours, guess what they were still different colours they sprayed the other door and not both
so back it went again again. picked it up saturday guess what, doors still different colours, over spray everywhere and the back doors wont open, was going to loose the plot but the guy was half my size and very polite, so back it goes next week
after that little episode on we travelled to drop wifeys new car back to the garage so they could sort out the problems with it wanted to just get the money back but wifey wants to keep the car ffs, well its her car.
just waiting now for the insignia to go tits up. car brought on line basically agreed the deal over the phone, now call me stupid but i have not been asked for any deposit, no confirmation order, nothing. They have confirmed its going through the workshop for their PDI and will be ready this week to be advised. Basically i will turn up and if all is ok sign finance docs and hand over the miggy
I am not holding my breath, but i could be held over night in stoke on trent or driving home in the insignia. Yes unfortunatley i am going on my on thats why i am worried
Its really not safe for me to have anything to do with buying or doing a deal for a car or van come to think of it, maybe its the words DICK on my forehead
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General Car Chat / Re: My new load lugger.
« on: 02 June 2013, 17:26:36 »
you bloody would Del, bet its not got cream leather , if it has keep it for a couple of years may have a part exchange insignia for you
matey boys dropped the price of that grey 7 now to 7750 @@**XX what was that you said 7800
, if it has keep it for a couple of years may have a part exchange insignia for you matey boys dropped the price of that grey 7 now to 7750 @@**XX what was that you said 7800
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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 17:05:38 »
all i remeber is being kicked out in the morning no breakfast not even a wheatabix, its all a blur all i can say is wow. Mr wiggly is the colour of a post box and looking quite pleased with himself and i got lock jaw
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General Discussion Area / Re: OOF Courier Service North?
« on: 02 June 2013, 15:33:00 »No chance mate.They need a visa and a medical to be allowed out of Naarfik.And strangers who venture in never come back out.
i mangaged to escape from twiglets, mind you ive not been the same since, doctor said its gammons syndrom, keep waking up in the middle of the night craving pig, been banned from all the local farms after i was caught trying to have sex with one