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General Discussion Area / Re: Did Daz's crocs ever come to Wakefield?
« on: 07 April 2013, 11:07:51 »
Uncle George!!!!!! 
Who did that to him?
Who did that to him?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Crocs help wanted
« on: 15 August 2012, 18:23:21 »
Don't tell me he's gone black.... 
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General Discussion Area / Re: Crocs help wanted
« on: 14 August 2012, 18:55:37 »
Oh the misery!!!!
Betrayed by my own dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Betrayed by my own dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Balls
« on: 14 August 2012, 04:01:22 »
I cant! I'm shackled to a wall in a mud hut.....it's very dusty too.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Crocs help wanted
« on: 14 August 2012, 03:42:44 »
Man! You ugly! 
You will have to come and find me, I have been taken away again and it looks like wierd probings and other unspeakables have taken place while I was unconscious!
You will have to come and find me, I have been taken away again and it looks like wierd probings and other unspeakables have taken place while I was unconscious!
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General Discussion Area / Balls
« on: 14 August 2012, 03:39:13 »
Last thing I remember I was sleeping in a bush at a services on the M1. Seems like I have been kidnapped again
It's incredibly warm even first thing. Not got a clue where I am.
DADDY!
It's incredibly warm even first thing. Not got a clue where I am.
DADDY!
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General Discussion Area / Re: I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 21:11:47 »Why do you want to go back to Stoke? Its clear daddy doesn't care
I left my Rick Astley Cds with him, theiving git
Crocs that can't spell
Says the man with the penis extension
of a small penis? too right!
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General Discussion Area / Re: I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 20:57:09 »Why do you want to go back to Stoke? Its clear daddy doesn't care
I left my Rick Astley Cds with him, theiving git
Crocs that can't spell
Says the man with the penis extension
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General Discussion Area / Re: I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 20:49:56 »Why do you want to go back to Stoke? Its clear daddy doesn't care
I left my Rick Astley Cds with him, theiving git
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General Discussion Area / Re: I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 20:49:01 »Jeez, I'm holding a conversation with a pair of pink crocs
Yeah you tried to do more than talk to me last time you pervert!
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General Discussion Area / Re: I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 17:54:05 »Careful Pinkies, it's illegal to walk on the Motorway, you'll get your heels felt by the TrafPol!
Btw, what are you using to access the Forum?have you checked to see if the aforementioned nasties have implanted a tracking device?
I hear ferrets!
Must hide!
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General Discussion Area / Re: I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 13:56:50 »
I'm at the services. Looking for a lift!
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General Discussion Area / Re: I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 10:19:07 »
No, daddy doesn't care for me. He would have made more of an effort to find me if he did.
I have found what seems to be a motorway. I'll hike along until I find a services.
I have found what seems to be a motorway. I'll hike along until I find a services.
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General Discussion Area / I've escaped!
« on: 23 July 2012, 06:45:21 »
After waiting for my dad to rescue me I lost hope and found a way out.
I'm not sure where I am right now, I have to stay away from the main roads until I am well clear.
I dont want to go back, that bearded man with the ferrets did some orrid things to me
I'm not sure where I am right now, I have to stay away from the main roads until I am well clear.
I dont want to go back, that bearded man with the ferrets did some orrid things to me
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General Discussion Area / Re: The crocs have surfaced!
« on: 26 May 2012, 11:52:19 »Is he that army geezer? He's been here, treating me link a new recruit - he said he was in the Medic Core, and had to examine me, but I'm sure thats not right. I couldn't walk properly for days, and even know hurts too much to outrun them.Fear not plasticy rubbery pink ones
The General and his aide the good Guffer chap are preparing a rescue mission as we speak
"Pinky, Perky, don't trust that Oaf Guffer, he has something to do with your disappearance. Don't believe any of them my like Ducks especially Mike Dundee, you remember that strange man don't you, he kept calling us Ken you remember?..... He played us too.. You do as Daddy Waddy tells you, find a nice lady (she will more than likely know me anyway) then I will come too pick you up.
Love always
Daddy
Daddy, please help...