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General Discussion Area / Re: Question for Andy B...
« on: 25 February 2015, 19:49:29 »
Trouble is, as we know, Gollum has a split personality...  ...as is the case here with 2 people sharing the account ;)
So delete one. :)
Oooh controversial... :o

Indeeeeeddd......................... ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Me teeth
« on: 22 January 2015, 21:01:30 »
I had a crush on this lady  :y

Pam Ayres

Twas Felicity Kendal for me................... :y :y :y

Anything to do with being bra-less when on The Goodlife? ::)

I think it had something to do with her bottom to..... ;)

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General Car Chat / Re: Nice 3.2 estate on the bay.
« on: 08 December 2014, 21:49:53 »
I like that.............. :y :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Project anyone?
« on: 08 December 2014, 21:38:47 »
Very Nice........... :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: man Flu
« on: 08 December 2014, 20:43:23 »
It's ok. Your posts never make much sense anyway.

 ;) :D :D :D


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General Discussion Area / Re: Ban the christmas smilies
« on: 08 December 2014, 19:36:03 »
I'm tempted to create anew OOF identity in order to even up the score.

NO XMAS SMILIES.... :y

You wouldn't be the first, there a few alter egos here.  ::)  ;D

Now who would you be referring too, I wonder................ :y :y :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Buying a car(Omega) from Northern Ireland
« on: 03 December 2014, 23:49:00 »
Indeed!
Thankfully we've moved on a little (allegedly) since those days  ???

Indeed............ :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Diesel Auto ?
« on: 03 December 2014, 23:47:09 »
In 30 years time you old gits (the current old gits will be dead of course) will be posting " do you remember when we used to debate which was be best manual/auto diesel/petrol" now we just debate which driverless car is best

 :D :D :D :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Very very rare
« on: 03 December 2014, 22:40:33 »
Result.......... :y :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Diesel Auto ?
« on: 03 December 2014, 22:32:57 »
diesel and auto.. 




nope and nope..  :P

Why not? My Merc is  ;)

Exactly......... :y :y But not in a Mercedes Benz................. :D :D

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General Car Chat / Re: Very very rare
« on: 03 December 2014, 22:30:06 »
I've just bought this lol.

Well, if you paid the £600 or even up to twice that, imo, if belts been done, you can't really go wrong........... :y Belt due again soon though.............. ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: That STEMO chap...
« on: 03 December 2014, 22:21:11 »
Been delving in to the gen. discussion recently. It seems STMO actually has quite a vast array of seemingly good advice to give! i always thought he was thick as sh*t  ;D ;D ;D ;D
STMO is on holiday. I am his six year old son. ;D

And Daddy has left you 'Home Alone'........... >:( >:( >:( ;)

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General Car Chat / Re: Frontera engine upgrade
« on: 03 December 2014, 22:17:22 »
Adding a turbo was going to be an option,but wouldnt be good for off roading tho .

I was thinking that too, you need torque at really low revs, best off road would be a diesel or an older low compression petrol Land Rover Series........ :y :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Diesel Auto ?
« on: 03 December 2014, 22:14:20 »
When all is said and done it's an Insignia. A car that comes with a  flabby arse that resembles a mutt taking a dump. The front is even more hideous....if that is possible.

The Insignia is like that girl you shagged when you were three sheets to the wind.  You remember, don't deny it.......the bint with the blotchy legs and  beard. Even after all these years the memory still has the power to make you shudder.

Good value though.... ;D ;D

Tell me about it, still remember many years later, still I was single in those days and aged about 32 years I would put it just about anywhere................  :D :D This particular one was 57 though...... :-[ :-[ not such a problem these days though............. :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Ban the christmas smilies
« on: 03 December 2014, 22:03:05 »
Got to get into the Christmas Spirit! Voted Yes.................... :y :y :y

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