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General Discussion Area / Re: Tariffs.
« on: 06 April 2025, 08:33:56 »
He's a business man through & through unlike our bunch of educated idiots who simply offer  positions to chums they went to university with & are completely incapable of doing what is required

He is a businessman but one that has bankrupted 6 businesses, is a convicted criminal, and during COVID told the world to drink bleach.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 09 March 2025, 08:40:21 »
Last night after a few beers my mate asked if he could stay on my sofa. I had to explain to him that I’m married now so that's where I sleep.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 27 February 2025, 16:09:34 »
Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon.

I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.

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General Car Chat / Re: Running In
« on: 10 February 2025, 18:21:50 »
After needing a new engine in a 1.8 Astra, due to finding 1st gear at about 60-70mph

That must have been exciting....was there a loud bang? Years ago a girlfriend driving my car managed to put it in second when driving on the motorway. The rev counter went off the end but the engine survived - phew. I wasn't very happy though  >:(

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General Car Chat / Re: Running In
« on: 10 February 2025, 08:39:34 »
Improvements in manufacturing tolerances that come with automation means it's not that critical. In the old days everything needed to be gently worn in. These days it's mostly the cylinder bores and even those don't need a lot.

In my research, and experience, very gently run in cars do not get good cylinder sealing, have lower power, and consume oil. Those driven fairly aggressively (but not flat out) in the first 100 miles have superb characteristics and never consume oil. You need pressure on the piston rings whilst the cylinder bore honing has some abrasive properties.

I've run two vehicles in very gently, in accordance with the handbook, both used oil between services. I've driven one fairly hard in the first 100 miles and it uses absolutely no oil between services. I also observed the company cars that were thrashed from day one that seemed faster, didn't use oil, and went on to do huge mileages without any engine problems.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 04 February 2025, 08:15:20 »
My wife and I started role-playing in the bedroom.
Her favourite is The Sexy Librarian, where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 30 December 2024, 16:32:27 »
I was at the checkout in my local supermarket yesterday evening and the lady on it said to me: “You’re single, aren’t you?”

I responded enthusiastically: “Yes, how on earth did you know, is it because I buy a small loaf and a small tin of beans here every evening?”

“No, nothing to do with the loaf and beans,” she replied, ......

...... “I knew because you’re so ugly.”

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 24 December 2024, 18:43:59 »
Although Jesus was a carpenter he never actually sang on any of the albums!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 20 December 2024, 12:49:45 »
A police officer knocked at my door and asked where I was between 5 and 6. I told him infants school....

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 01 December 2024, 20:02:09 »
Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife "you know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?" I said "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone and you're 18"

I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors...

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 25 November 2024, 17:52:15 »
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself “This changes everything.”

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 19 October 2024, 10:12:20 »
I was furious when I saw two men urinating next to a car... until they told me they were from the company wee by any car!

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General Car Chat / Re: It's a Bini adventure...
« on: 03 October 2024, 08:47:27 »
Starting with the exhaust. A cheap one can make the car really noisy on the motorway. They're not quiet on the motorway at the best of times but a cheap exhaust makes a massive difference. There are loads of cars being broken so you can probably get a half decent secondhand one for £100.

Headlight adjustment could simply be a badly fitted bulb. If not there are two easily accessible screws to adjust the headlamp.

Control arm bushes...whatever shortcut you may have seen it's far far easier to drop the front subframe. The control arm bushes are torqued to something like 186Nm and will be rusted in far tighter than this. With the subframe out it's easy to get an impact on them, or a breaker bar. Also pressing out and putting in poly bushes is a nightmare unless you have the perfect size tool. I ended up half pressing and eventually sawing out the bushes. Next time I'd simply replace the whole assembly for £35 a side.

If you do do the control arms then replace the ARB bushes whilst you're in there, extra £10 for the bushes and 2 min job. If not the subframe needs to come out again to do them later.

Dropping the subframe, whilst a big job isn't that bad. All the parts, bolts, balljoints are of decent quality and do come apart. The engine will hang there on its top mounts. The struts stay in place. You just need to pop one lower balljoint each side, which with a balljoint splitter (not a fork) isn't too bad.

Brake lines are a fiddly and messy job but low cost. A roll of cunifer and some nuts, total cost about £35 plus brake fluid.

So total cost in parts:

£35 x 2 for control arm bushes
£10 front ARB bushes
£35 brake lines
£100 secondhand exhaust

Total £215

But it is a lot of labour. Having had the subframe off a few times it would still take me a whole day (a long day) to do the control bushes properly (and carefully, torquing and cleaning as I go). If you've not done it before or hit a snag it'll be a couple of days.

Alternatively a Mini without an MoT is worth about £300 to £400 so you could just offload the car.

If you buy another Mini it'll probably have the same faults!!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 08 September 2024, 12:57:51 »
The chef at the cannibal restaurant has been sacked - apparently, he had too many fingers in too many pies...

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For coding you really need a meaty PSU. These days BMW specify 14.5V and 80A minimum! I used to use a 20A PSU for BMW's but it would max out from time to time which wasn't ideal.

My Mini R50 pulls something like 30A if the heater blower and lights are on. Although only around 8A if only the ignition is on.

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