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Messages - Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 16:54:48 »
I was buying " singles" and a book of matches from age 13.
When I was able to buy packets of 10 or 20 I went for Embassy Regal.
Strong little buggers. Its was like smoking camel shit wrapped in old bus tickets.

Ah yeah....I remember these now you mention it.

The posh kids would use a box of Swan Vestas or a Ronson lighter.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 15:47:48 »
Later on, when we could afford a full packet (  age about 15or 16) we would go for what we considered to be the 'most attractive'

I can remember buying a brand called Carlton which came in a fancy purple packet.


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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 15:42:10 »
It was great fun buying ciggies as a kid of 11 or 12.

Two or three of us would rock up in school uniform and the man would break open a packet of Players No6. He would then sell us one ciggy each. His profit must have been good because we ended up paying about 3 times the price. ;D

We could do with more customer service like that today.. ::) ::) ;)

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 08 October 2025, 19:05:56 »
i try to avoid Ebay if i possibly can.  :D

Get TB to do it for you. He is a big fan. Loves the place. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 08 October 2025, 18:54:53 »
Always thought of the old cancer sticks whenever his name came up.


Was he 'cancer man' form the X-Files?.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 08 October 2025, 17:34:26 »
John Woodvine actor 96 , a good innings.

I needed to google him because his name is not familiar to me, but as soon as I saw his face I recognised him.

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 08 October 2025, 16:44:00 »
Ticked off a few jobs on the ML and TPC.

ML now has a working steering rack gaiter, yes the genuine one cost me £58 but it actually fits. Nipped up the CV boot clip that I had replaced for the MoT as there was a bit of movement on it still whilst I had the wheel off. Next was replacing a side repeater on the passenger door mirror as a chat with one of the many overgrown hedges that line the A roads around here had cracked it. One screw so easy enough, but took an hour to get the mirror glass back on securely  >:( Final job for it was swapping the defective disc changer with a functioning one.

TPC had the hardware fitted for the rear side window blinds, thanks to next door for the loan of his rivnut tool. Also fitted the correct door frame trims. These came via Hungary thanks to a Polish seller who doesn't believe in postage. A colleague who commited from Budapest very kindly offered to have them delivered to hers and then brought them over as hand luggage ;D Just need the door cards to arrive and that will be another upgrade done. 8)
You saying that reminds me that i still have a new after market  off side rear light cluster for my Vectra C hatch in the garage loft. I reversed into a hidden post last year breaking it so got it from Ebay. Never did fit properly, even with a fair amount of fettling, (opening up the fixing holes really) so in the end i got a good used genuine one which went straight on. If anyone wants it, or you know anyone who does, it's going for free.

Stick it on Ebay, Ronny.

With pensions being so piss poor in the UK every little helps. :y


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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 06 October 2025, 12:19:13 »
Jilly Cooper 88.

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General Discussion Area / Re: BritCard
« on: 06 October 2025, 12:17:08 »
Meanwhile.................Ive just seen a clip (from Newsnight I think) where professional gobshite Yasmin Ali brown said that White British people need to learn to integrate into the communities they live in.
You couldnt make it up.  ::)

Gary Neville make a tit of himself with a 'white bashing' video today. :-X

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 06 October 2025, 12:12:43 »
Driven it back along with the "tin tent" had three weeks away in Yorkshire the new caravan is superb a real " home from home" out of all the vehicles I've towed with nothing compares to the Range Rover, simply effortless..
A true pikey palace should be towed behind a clapped out transit with a stripe down the side, and tarmac gear in the back ;D

A heavy SUV with a thumping great diesel with bags of torque is an ideal tow car, and bigger Landrovers and Range Rovers do excel at that better than most :y.  You must have had the Rangie for a while now?

Which is why I'm holding onto my ML350 with its 620Nm of torque while I can  :y

Nm stands for 'new money' in my world. ::)

My brain only responds to good old-fashioned lb ft.....or is the other way around.

The milk float Jag has 512 'torques'.....the little BMW managed 475 ft lb when strapped to the dyno at Viezu.


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General Discussion Area / Re: BritCard
« on: 05 October 2025, 14:17:27 »
Mm, I think the pm wants her back🤣

Apparently John Major would bend Edwina Currie over the cabinet table and give her a good seeing to. Perhaps TTK wants to do the same to the ginger growler. :)

Nah, young Ukrainian boys are his thing.  ::)

Yeah...I'd forgotten about them.

And  Starmer hopes everyone else has.

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General Discussion Area / Re: BritCard
« on: 05 October 2025, 12:39:22 »
Mm, I think the pm wants her back🤣

Apparently John Major would bend Edwina Currie over the cabinet table and give her a good seeing to. Perhaps TTK wants to do the same to the ginger growler. :)


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General Discussion Area / Re: BritCard
« on: 05 October 2025, 12:17:29 »
Here’s a link to what the digital future could mean for people.   It’s quite long but just a few minutes will give you an idea of how our life will be controlled.   >:(

https://youtu.be/RHCUV7bAAB4?si=9cl2bmzkB6n7EBbQ
Hmmm.....the disappearing hair on that vid is a bit worrying  ;D

Yes AI Elon is a bit freaky!  :o  ;D


One thing that is much improved with AI is women.

No longer do we have to put up with the fat girl with blotchy legs and an untrimmed ginger snatch. :)

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General Car Chat / Re: This is nippy
« on: 05 October 2025, 11:37:32 »
Ooh yes, that is quick.  ;D  He comes out of that banked curve at over 300kmh and then accelerated like a missile to 496kmh. The driver appeared reasonably happy with that result.  :)

This is its relative, the Yangwang U7. It shakes snow off of itself and you can play marble maze on its roof, which is always handy.  ::)
Seriously though, this manufacturer is producing some seriously clever stuff.  :y

https://youtu.be/zapa1pScEZI?si=oTG906qpJMbIYky9

Chinese tech seems to be moving at an electrifying pace.

Twenty or thirty years ago a rickshaw was about as high tech as it got in the motoring world. ::)

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A review of the IM5 popped up in my newsfeed today so I had a quick scoot through it. Gets a fairly decent review but like a lot of later vehicles, good old ADAS slammed on the brakes to avoid a suspected collision when the reviewer was test driving it. Just like my BMW phantom braked for shadows, as does my daughter’s BMW and as does Opti’s BMW. This system can be bloody dangerous. On the plus side, the IM5 allows you to turn off ALL nanny functions in one tap of the screen icon, so that’s a nice touch (no pun intended).

https://thedriven.io/2025/10/01/im5-performance-review-mgs-compelling-electric-rocket-that-self-parks-better-than-a-tesla/

I had it cut all power to the 240i when enjoying a twisty part of Wales.

The whole system freaked out with flashing lights and heavy braking. Tried to turn the system off but not possible and the best a driver can do is turn down the 'assistance' to the lowest setting. Sigh. :-\

I hear that modern chinky cars are even worse for interfering and 'doing what is best for the driver' :-X......probably a communist thing.

Not a bad car the IM5, and with it depreciating so fast I reckon one with a couple of thousand miles and less than a year old could make financial sense.

750 BHP for not much money sounds good to me. >:D

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