well i went to look at it.... found the car half parked on the curb and unlocked... went to his front door his wife said he was still in bed

so after about 5 mins he came out looked like he had been on drugs for the last 20 years... told me he had lost the key and that yesterday it started to misfire (he shouldnt have been driving it as it has no tax)
before he came out the house we looked at the car and all 4 tyres were bald and were badly cracked all the way round a blatant MOT fail...
so when i asked who mot's it cos the tyres were baled and cracked and there is no way it would pass a proper mot he replied with
"dont oppsin buy it then mate!"
and i replied with.. "I decided about 5 minutes ago that i wasnt going to!"
and we drove off

Had to laugh, but what a nobber!
this is the car so make sure you avoid it!!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-VAUXHALL-OMEGA-CDX-SILVER_W0QQitemZ190385180083QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item2c53d74db3