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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 07 March 2026, 10:48:05 »
Soham killer Ian Huntley age 52.
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They gave me a very nice 530e M-Sport ……..
Driving out of the village tonight in the C1, avoiding the worst of the potholes, most of which have traffic cones sat in them to help with this.
Suddenly realised that the cone had gone missing from the last one, just too late and hit it so hard it burst the n/s/f tyre, which was brand new a month ago.
The state of the roads are a national disgrace, but the powers that be couldnt give a toss.
Will need to check in the morning if anything else is bent / broken.

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As to DG's comments about leasing/HP, as I've said loads of times before, it will work for some people. Company schemes often make it a no brainer - like tunnie's EV tax avoidance scheme, or Mrs TB's old scheme when she was at Rover. ………..
My main stipulation was a big engine and black leather, as big engines went hand in hand with more toys.
Anyway, they eventually reduced the choice of vehicles for non-management, as well as the prices going through the roof, so I decided to purchase them, using my company discount. I could buy a vehicle with discount, and sell it eleven months later for what I’d paid for it (we had to wait eleven months due to tax implications if we sold before the eleven months was up). Car traders get to recognise your number and phone you to discuss what spec sells well, so moving them on was never a problem. It worked ok but was obviously more hassle than leasing, plus you have to have the initial costs available for the first purchase.Bought it in the UK , 1980. Simple German made standard electric mixer. No on off switch.
Served me well especially here where it regularly ran from dawn to dusk.
New owner is Dutch. I wonder if it will still be working in 2072 !
It may still be 'working' in 2072, but will you ?![]()
The *irritating noise* that my windscreen wipers made was getting on my nerves so I bought new wipers. I haven't fitted them yet as since I bought new wipers the old one's have been silent.Tell your missus she needn't worry. Windscreens are much tougher than they used to be, you are a lot older than you used to be, so you'd probably just smash your knuckles up a bit.........and cry like a baby
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I have short temper issues and many years ago, the windscreen wipers were grating across the windscreen of one of my mini's when it was pissing down with rain. The continuous irritating noise was driving me mad ........ so I punched the screen in anger ...... and smashed the windscreen.So, not only was I angry, I was wet as well. My Mrs was not impressed.
So, when the Audi wipers started screeching across the screen, she said "Let's go to Halfords NOW!

So, not only was I angry, I was wet as well. My Mrs was not impressed.
So, when the Audi wipers started screeching across the screen, she said "Let's go to Halfords NOW! 
If you replace the smoky derv XJ with a last of the line XJ575 that won't be far from the truth.I wouldn't mind one of them, but they command strong money still, and more than I can justify considering the car I have doesn't really get used.
Would less than 20mpg annoy me since owning a diesel, yes it definitely would. So, based on those two answers it's probably best if I don't buy one.

Until shop security is allowed to shoot offenders, no amount of technology is going to stop anything.

If it worked it would be a useful tool to catch criminals but, there have been too many ‘false positives’, which seriously pisses off the completely innocent party concerned. False arrest results in a lawsuit, so the taxpayer has to cough up again.
I’ve seen youngsters selling them on markets.
No surprise that they appeal to the private hire sector, what with them going in and out of various ’zones’ all day long. Over 41% with ghost plates out of 1000 checked private hire though, that’s quite good going.
Great for cyclists too………
It was my 'A' series engine that laid a real, thick, blue smoke trail, every time I deaccelerated then accelerated, until that uncle taught how to replace the very worn and broken valves!!![]()
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The problem here was that the valve stem rubber seals would become hard and would start riding up and down on the valve stem, instead of staying in the recess designed to hold them in place. On my van, I used to lay a smoke trail deliberately, by doing what you describe, if someone was sat too close behind me.![]()

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It was my 'A' series engine that laid a real, thick, blue smoke trail, every time I deaccelerated then accelerated, until that uncle taught how to replace the very worn and broken valves!!![]()
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Doesn't stop him driving a 17 year old S Class though ……
He drives like he’s racing someone and he’s clearly local judging by the lines he took on the B4011 when I tagged along behind him.
I was impressed. Got back to a note on the windscreen.
"THANK YOU FOR YOU'RE INCONSIDERATE PARKING !
NEXT TIME ALLOW SPACE FOR OTHERS TO BE ABLE TO GAIN ACCESS TO THEIR VEHICLES....."
I wouldn't mind, but it is perfectly in the space... Centred and straight
Still at least they spelt 'their' correctly.
Oh, and definitely a girl from using a circle for the dot of the exclamation mark
