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[Jimbob]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

So what youre saying is you need to ensure a steady stream of visitors to ensure you are kept refreshed!


Lets get a rota going  

[Auto Addict]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

[Marie]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

[Marks DTM Calib]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I take her a bunch of flowers

Your a creep!  

It also means i get a few weeks of 'you dont buy me flowers' and when I do I get 'what you done!' :-/

[Auto Addict]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

Typical woman

[TheBoy]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Anytime you need someone to drop by, give me a call - I can always find something for you to do on either of the cars .  A bit of welding on tractor, or looking for coolant leak on V6?

[Auto Addict]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I take her a bunch of flowers

Your a creep!  

It also means i get a few weeks of 'you dont buy me flowers' and when I do I get 'what you done!' :-/

Yup

[Marks DTM Calib]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

See!    

Its all part of the chromosome error!

[theowletman]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

How is his recuperation going by the way Marie.

[TheBoy]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

I would get those questions!

I bought her a rose once, in a pub.

1) I was very, very drunk
2) I really fancied the bird in leather selling them


3) Mrs TheBoy noticed my admiration  

[Marie]

Right fellas thats me for the night Sweet Dreams all.

[theowletman]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

I would get those questions!

I bought her a rose once, in a pub.

1) I was very, very drunk
2) I really fancied the bird in leather selling them


3) Mrs TheBoy noticed my admiration  

:yAnd where exactly did the rose end up ? Planted where ?

[Marks DTM Calib]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

I would get those questions!

I bought her a rose once, in a pub.

1) I was very, very drunk
2) I really fancied the bird in leather selling them


3) Mrs TheBoy noticed my admiration  

Ouch, was it death by tray

Sorry, still thinking of the Eddie Izzard sketch!

[TheBoy]

Oi! Get back to that Kitchen!

The sooner you finish the kitchen, the sooner Mrs DTM can decide which room you do next

Bet he's been severed lots of tea and choccie biscuits on a china plate

If my last few visits are anything to go by, the china plates stay in the cupboard, and we're just given the packet....

...obviously, I look common, and you look posh Mr AA

I only get tea and biscuits if somebody visits otherwise its thirtsy and hungry!

Try the bunch of flowers trick 8-)

Now see if hubby brought me flowers i would wanna know what hes done , what hes after, and what hes hiddin!

I would get those questions!

I bought her a rose once, in a pub.

1) I was very, very drunk
2) I really fancied the bird in leather selling them


3) Mrs TheBoy noticed my admiration  

Ouch, was it death by tray

Sorry, still thinking of the Eddie Izzard sketch!

I got away quite lightly, just the silent routine for a day or so - a bit of peace and quiet is nice occasionally