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STMO123

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When I came home tonight..
« on: 21 March 2012, 19:41:17 »
...my wife was standing at the front door with her suitcase. She said she was leaving me because of my 'strange sexual requests'.
I said "That's fine...but could you slam the door on my c0ck as you leave".
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #1 on: 21 March 2012, 19:45:39 »
 :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #2 on: 21 March 2012, 19:49:04 »
I'll remember that one....just in case  ;D ;D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #3 on: 21 March 2012, 19:50:37 »
 ::) ;D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #4 on: 21 March 2012, 20:09:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #5 on: 21 March 2012, 21:31:00 »
Now THAT'S the Steve I remember! not that rather mild mannered, agreeable tosser that's been masquerading as STMO the past few weeks!! ;D ;)
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #6 on: 21 March 2012, 23:52:55 »
Personally I think he should be reported to the R.S.P.B !! 
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #7 on: 22 March 2012, 00:21:56 »
Quote from: Turk on 21 March 2012, 23:52:55
Personally I think he should be reported to the R.S.P.B !!

Should that not be the R.S.P.Pervs........ :D :D :D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #8 on: 22 March 2012, 05:43:18 »
Your cock is slammed by the door..hm...as I see there is no any extremity anywhere... :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #9 on: 22 March 2012, 09:00:56 »
That's absolutely unbelievable  :o Just one suitcase!  ;D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #10 on: 22 March 2012, 09:30:52 »
Quote from: MrMoffat on 22 March 2012, 09:00:56
That's absolutely unbelievable  :o Just one suitcase!  ;D

Lol,mine would need a truck ;D ;D
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Re: When I came home tonight..
« Reply #11 on: 22 March 2012, 22:12:06 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 21 March 2012, 19:41:17
...my wife was standing at the front door with her suitcase. She said she was leaving me because of my 'strange sexual requests'.
I said "That's fine...but could you slam the door on my c0ck as you leave".

Seems perfectly normal to me - apart from suitcase in the singular  ???
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