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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #15 on: 19 June 2012, 14:25:09 »

No p*ss taken out of me so must have got somthing right  ;)

Thanx bigboykarl... but I still don't know what I did so wrong to deserve that punishment she dished out to me again Really I must learn not to do it when I find out what it was.;D ;D ;D ;D
Truth is I reckon Opti said it all for all of us. Short and to the point.
Everyone else made valid points too so it appears that it is only the absolute dreggs of society that keep his ego massaged and his ass pocket full! I never thought that the UK had totally brain dead parasites and losers like it...........but that shows now just how our society has changed for the worse. How and why did we let it happen? Who is wise enough to answer that one?
One thing is sure though, I will make frikkin certain that I am not made to sit through that load of crap again so get my halo ready  :y
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #16 on: 19 June 2012, 17:53:59 »

Must admit when I come accross this program I always think - compulsory sterilisation - for god sake dont let them breed

+1 on opti's post

Bionic - nobody could have done something that wrong without the police having to be involved  ;D ;D ;) 
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #17 on: 19 June 2012, 21:28:00 »

Jeremy Kyle is a sanctimonius little shit. He makes me want to puke. I'm surprised that someone hasn't decked the talentless prick by now. :(

spot on Opti could not agree more :y :y
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #18 on: 19 June 2012, 22:00:05 »

I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #19 on: 20 June 2012, 00:49:15 »

I've seen that with a high profile comedian with him own personal protection, who wound up, different sections of the audience with his very graphic language. Once he had left with his security team, the crowd was in an ugly mood, so I made a quick exit with my camera gear, where I was doing some official photography, before it all kicked off. The much smaller club security team, took a bit of a bashing sorting it all out.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #20 on: 20 June 2012, 05:10:36 »

What I cannot understand is how or why someone has not already given him lumps before his 'body (if you could call that long streak of *iss a body) guards stepped in. Just take a look at the cynical look of joy on his pasty face when he incites the 'dreggs' to react! What more proof is necessary to get this crap off the air? Are the 'contestants' all put on warning of a severe beating before the show if they do? Must be so otherwise it just does not make any sense at all......... Oh... forgot to mention those 'audience clapping boards' that once were shown by mistake. Doubtlessly they are used because the audience do not find any fun in his mentally deranged antics.
Compulsory sterilisation of the shows 'entrants'? Bloody good idea that one is.
If those wallies and dreggs of humanity are signing on the dole then surely according to the rules they should lose their benefits because by being there they are not available for work. Payment in kind and 'rewards' should also be declared to the taxman too. That would be one way to get this pile of crap off the air unless of course there are backhanders involved  ::)
Maybe his next suit should have a nice broad yellow stripe down its back to emphasise his true nature?
The only ones I feel really sorry for are his family cos to be associated with a jerkoff like him as a hubby or dad must really be the pitts.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #21 on: 20 June 2012, 09:15:31 »

I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad

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Wondered why the streets were empty after 9  :(
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #22 on: 20 June 2012, 09:26:07 »

I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad

I hate to break it to you Jonny but your kids should be going to school everyday!!!  ::)  I'll get Jeremy to give you a ring, he'll put you right!!!  :y :y :y
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #23 on: 20 June 2012, 12:27:43 »

I drop my kids off at school every now and again, the sad thing is, some of the mothers are itching to get their kids to school so they can go home, have a fag and 10 bags of crisps and a pasty and get the unmissable Jeremy Kyle on. Sad, sad, sad

I hate to break it to you Jonny but your kids should be going to school everyday!!!  ::)  I'll get Jeremy to give you a ring, he'll put you right!!!  :y :y :y

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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #24 on: 26 June 2012, 11:21:33 »

Have you noticed the majority of idiots on this show are all fat necked,web footed,straw chewing,banjo playing,cousin kissing inbreds...!!!!
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #25 on: 26 June 2012, 11:27:05 »

I've noticed that they have a high proportion of scousers on there  :D :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #26 on: 26 June 2012, 13:30:53 »

I said the majority and they all seem to be from the Hull area and the minority are quite probably Scousers... ;D
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #27 on: 26 June 2012, 14:06:15 »

I said the majority and they all seem to be from the Hull area and the minority are quite probably Scousers... ;D


Looking at some of the inbreads round here, your probably right  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jeremy Kyle
« Reply #28 on: 26 June 2012, 20:49:36 »

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