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taxi driver
« on: 12 April 2008, 14:49:44 »
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the
driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could
frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's
entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been
driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Re: taxi driver
« Reply #1 on: 12 April 2008, 14:51:00 »
 ;D Chuckle-chuckle!  ;D
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Re: taxi driver
« Reply #2 on: 12 April 2008, 18:18:14 »
Ha ha ;D ;D ;D
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Re: taxi driver
« Reply #3 on: 12 April 2008, 18:19:27 »
like it
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Re: taxi driver
« Reply #4 on: 12 April 2008, 18:56:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: taxi driver
« Reply #5 on: 12 April 2008, 18:57:14 »
Very Good ;D
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Re: taxi driver
« Reply #6 on: 12 April 2008, 20:28:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: taxi driver
« Reply #7 on: 12 April 2008, 20:31:56 »
Yes Yes  ;D ;D ;D
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