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Nuns in a mig!
« on: 14 April 2008, 00:16:34 »
One night a couple who lived on the top floor of a high rise were arguing.  The fella had been 'having relationships' with many many women.

In a rage at 2pm the wife went to the kitchen, took out a knife, cut off the man's penis and threw it out of the window.

Meanwhile two nuns in a mig who got really lost were travelling along when something hit the window.

One nun said to the other:

'have you seen the size of the willy on that fly!' ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #1 on: 14 April 2008, 00:19:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D............nice to see you are in a lighter mood today :y
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #2 on: 14 April 2008, 00:20:00 »
Haha   ;D ;D
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #3 on: 14 April 2008, 00:20:25 »
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;D ;D ;D............nice to see you are in a lighter mood today :y

Sorry have I been a moan?
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #4 on: 14 April 2008, 00:26:21 »
 :-[ no not at all,just some members were genuinely concerned about you :y
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« Reply #5 on: 14 April 2008, 00:29:24 »
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:-[ no not at all,just some members were genuinely concerned about you :y

 Sorry didn't mean to worry you.  We have been together for nineteen years and she is great most of the time! (Sorry for those of you who haven't read previous threads). :-*
« Last Edit: 14 April 2008, 00:30:35 by katemarlow »
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #6 on: 14 April 2008, 00:33:10 »
the road cant be smooth all the time i suppose :y
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« Reply #7 on: 14 April 2008, 00:42:05 »
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the road cant be smooth all the time i suppose :y

Yes I'm sorry if I was a drama queen.
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #8 on: 14 April 2008, 00:46:57 »
I like men as well you know, especially Johnny Depp.
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #9 on: 14 April 2008, 08:27:08 »
Your joke made me laugh kate and we all like to have a moan ,dont for get after all we are women ;D ;D ;D, well i do any way ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 14 April 2008, 08:58:24 »
Who`s the daddy! [size=9]long-legs[/size][/b]  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 14 April 2008, 09:08:13 »
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Your joke made me laugh kate and we all like to have a moan ,dont for get after all we are women ;D ;D ;D, well i do any way ;D

Where have all the men gone? ;D
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #12 on: 14 April 2008, 09:16:26 »
It's a willy joke - therefore a girls thread - right? ;)
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Re: Nuns in a mig!
« Reply #13 on: 14 April 2008, 09:49:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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