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[zirk]

Fell asleep in a Tree many moons ago, was rat ar$ed walking back from a Pub, decided to go and get some Squirrels like you do?, fell asleep and was awoken while I was being bashed all over the place by branches before coming to rest on the ground.

Stupid thing to do on reflection, surprised I didn't kill myself! 

[Elite Pete]

When I was 17 I worked with a woman whos husband worked at British Aerospace as it was in them days, anyway lets just say he was on nights, I was keeping his girlfriend company and we fell asleep only to be woken by the front door closing. I got a good hiding that night which taught me a good lesson. They split a short while after and a couple of years later mine and furry face's (he had a tom selleck tash) paths crossed again but luckily I found out that we were seeing the same women and decided I didn't want another good hiding

[omega3000]

This is more relaxing for sleep ...



 

[paul.lovejoy]

Inside Keira Knightley........she wasn't as good as I'd hoped.

just lost a mouthfull of beer then excellent

[paul.lovejoy]

Fell asleep in a Tree many moons ago, was rat ar$ed walking back from a Pub, decided to go and get some Squirrels like you do?, fell asleep and was awoken while I was being bashed all over the place by branches before coming to rest on the ground.

Stupid thing to do on reflection, surprised I didn't kill myself! 

i must be wierd i normally try and get a kebab never tried for a squirrel

[paul.lovejoy]

I regularly fall asleep whilst reading one of Lovescocks pos..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hey calm down calm down dey do dat dont dey.......its a good ting den Steve at least you get more beatuy sleep you ugly furker

[paul.lovejoy]

This is more relaxing for sleep ...



 

the OOF Northants meet no one worked on the cars that day 

[omega3000]

This is more relaxing for sleep ...



 

the OOF Northants meet no one worked on the cars that day 

Thats the position you end up when you have replaced the dis pack or b@st@d bolt 

[andyc]

Back in my Scooter Rally days i've fallen asleep on Lowstoft Beach (above the high tide mark). Various different tents and rally sites. Under a table at an allnight in Gt Yarmouth but did get to see the late, great Edwin Star first. Propped up againist a PA speaker at another all nighter and the band was playing at the time, various gardens and on the back of a mates Vespa going to Fort William

Andy