Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[tigers_gonads]

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/180-5251849-8577462

Love some of the customer feedback on this 

[the alarming man]

apart from testing a geiger counters WTF would you use it for...apart to give yourself 10 different forms of cancer and other medical complications

[tigers_gonads]

Maybe micheal2.6 could feed some to his best friend next door 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Uranium ore is not to bad, its the radon gas emmitted during mining and the dust associated with it that are bad......it gets a little worse once you start to 'split' it!

[jonnycool]

'I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.'

That tickled me 

[tigers_gonads]

I bought this for my cousin Aashir over in Pakistan, it was the only thing on his wish list, I guess someone else already got him a centrifuge, 6.8 kilograms of PETN, and a 42" x-ray shielded Halliburton briefcase. But unfortunately Amazon won't ship this product directly to the Middle East. Well this year I decided to go visit him in person for Christmas and give the gift to him. WORST MISTAKE EVER! At the airport, undergoing a Full Body Scan, they never told me why, but they called in a couple of men dressed in funny space-man suits that took me to their van. As I write this review one of my eyes is missing, my left arm has no feeling, and they won't let us swim on the beach in Guantanamo Bay, even though they shower us with water and dunk us in tanks with cloths in our mouths for baths every day! What's up with that?

Anyway, a positive benefit of the product, if you carry it in your pocket like I did, is that my testicles are now at least 4 times their size... WOW! And that's where the 4 stars come from.

 

[Rods2]

Who can make their own best comment, here is mine:

"A US friend of mine purchased some of this and here is his comment:

I purchased this as a substitute, when what I really wanted was depleted Uranium for my home made bullets.

However, the extra weight and power of the bullets really has made a difference, when hunting deer, where I'm now getting a much bigger bang for my buck.

The bullets side effects are great. I'm a very average shot, even when wearing my best bottle top sniper glasses, but since using these bullets I can find any wounded deer a few nights later where they are glowing green in the dark. Preparing the meat has got a whole lot easier as after hanging them up to mature for a week the hair just falls out, 'just think of the savings here for the leather industry'.

Me and the wife (Mildred) think the meat tastes great apart from a metallic aftertaste, but a slug of best moonshine after each mouthful gets rid of that and there is real positive, after a meal you just tingle all over. Me and Mildred are really happy with our new born twin boys and think it is brilliant they are so distinctive where they each have three eyes.

However, I'm only giving this product four out of five, because after telling my friends all about my amazing bullets and their positives I realized I can no longer patent them and also for some unknown reason, since eating the meat killed by them my throat is permanently sore and the back of my neck red, even when I'm not outside working the fields and we can no longer fly to visit Aunt Mable. As soon as we try to go through airport security, every alarm is sight goes off."

[ozzycat]

  brilliant custamer feedback