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Re: Chinese humour
« Reply #15 on: 19 September 2012, 08:55:54 »

Local Chinky (no longer in business)  Proprietors:  C Fok & L Mann  :o ;D

Got reprimanded once for saying that in work had the racist card brandished at me ffs.

I my youth, me and a couple of lads got chased across the road in new waltham by the owner with a bloody big meat cleaver for taking the pish out of the lass behind the counter of his chinese takeaway there  ::)

Shall we say that I was never a very "political correct" person and various alcohol indused fraizes from the film "platoon" came out along with the good old "69 with fried rice"  ::)

2 of us ended up jumping into my mates capri "duke of hazard style" to get away from him  ;D ;D ;D

Bumped into the girl in grimsby a few weeks later.  Turned out she didn't take offence and we had a good laugh about it but we was warned that if daddy ever got his hands on us we were "chop suey"   ;D ;D


How times have changed  :(

Yep now its jam rolls  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Chinese humour
« Reply #16 on: 19 September 2012, 11:41:36 »

I have a "WOK DONARDS" close to me.  ;D ;D
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Re: Chinese humour
« Reply #17 on: 19 September 2012, 18:06:58 »

Local Chinky (no longer in business)  Proprietors:  C Fok & L Mann  :o ;D

Got reprimanded once for saying that in work had the racist card brandished at me ffs.

I my youth, me and a couple of lads got chased across the road in new waltham by the owner with a bloody big meat cleaver for taking the pish out of the lass behind the counter of his chinese takeaway there  ::)

Shall we say that I was never a very "political correct" person and various alcohol indused fraizes from the film "platoon" came out along with the good old "69 with fried rice"  ::)

2 of us ended up jumping into my mates capri "duke of hazard style" to get away from him  ;D ;D ;D

Bumped into the girl in grimsby a few weeks later.  Turned out she didn't take offence and we had a good laugh about it but we was warned that if daddy ever got his hands on us we were "chop suey"   ;D ;D


How times have changed  :(

They certainly have. Theres no way id fit thru a window these days ;D
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Re: Chinese humour
« Reply #18 on: 19 September 2012, 19:48:24 »

Local Chinky (no longer in business)  Proprietors:  C Fok & L Mann  :o ;D

Got reprimanded once for saying that in work had the racist card brandished at me ffs.

I my youth, me and a couple of lads got chased across the road in new waltham by the owner with a bloody big meat cleaver for taking the pish out of the lass behind the counter of his chinese takeaway there  ::)

Shall we say that I was never a very "political correct" person and various alcohol indused fraizes from the film "platoon" came out along with the good old "69 with fried rice"  ::)

2 of us ended up jumping into my mates capri "duke of hazard style" to get away from him ;D ;D ;D

Bumped into the girl in grimsby a few weeks later.  Turned out she didn't take offence and we had a good laugh about it but we was warned that if daddy ever got his hands on us we were "chop suey"   ;D ;D


How times have changed  :(

More like ironside now for me  :(  ;D
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