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[Vamps]

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

[Debs.]

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[tunnie]

 

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

[FRE07962128]

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

It is propably because you know you can touch the paint and check if it is wet, but the human mind cannot fully comprehend the vastness of the universe and knows it cannot be touched to check!

That's why people do the stupid thing and touch the wet paint!

[TheBoy]

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

Of course they crash when you're left in charge....  

[tunnie]

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

Of course they crash when you're left in charge....  

 

There i was eating my Pizza with potatoe salad, with a beer, then Jboss decides to fall over on all THREE jboss nodes  

[amigov6]

 

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

Of course they crash when you're left in charge....  

 

There i was eating my Pizza with potatoe salad, with a beer, then Jboss decides to fall over on all THREE jboss nodes  

Are you like Homer @ work eating doh'nuts oblivious to the carnage going on around you?

[TheBoy]

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

Of course they crash when you're left in charge....  

 

There i was eating my Pizza with potatoe salad, with a beer, then Jboss decides to fall over on all THREE jboss nodes  

Thats skillful - screwing 3 (rather crappy) application servers whilst eating pizza

[tunnie]

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

Of course they crash when you're left in charge....  

 

There i was eating my Pizza with potatoe salad, with a beer, then Jboss decides to fall over on all THREE jboss nodes  

Are you like Homer @ work eating doh'nuts oblivious to the carnage going on around you?

Who says i am at work  

I am at home, was having dinner. Fixed now though.

I am 'on-call' basically means i work from home if the systems crash.

Sammy Sledge should visit our server room  

[TheBoy]

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

Of course they crash when you're left in charge....  

 

There i was eating my Pizza with potatoe salad, with a beer, then Jboss decides to fall over on all THREE jboss nodes  

Are you like Homer @ work eating doh'nuts oblivious to the carnage going on around you?

Who says i am at work  

I am at home, was having dinner. Fixed now though.

I am 'on-call' basically means i work from home if the systems crash.

Sammy Sledge should visit our server room  

I try not to ever go in to work

[tunnie]

Too true.

And why is it, when i was not supposed to be on call, the systems crash  

Of course they crash when you're left in charge....  

 

There i was eating my Pizza with potatoe salad, with a beer, then Jboss decides to fall over on all THREE jboss nodes  

Are you like Homer @ work eating doh'nuts oblivious to the carnage going on around you?

Who says i am at work  

I am at home, was having dinner. Fixed now though.

I am 'on-call' basically means i work from home if the systems crash.

Sammy Sledge should visit our server room  

I try not to ever go in to work

less beer at work.....