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[phil her up]

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

[albitz]

makes perfect sense to me.

[Vamps]

You have obviously researched this subject so now you can say that 'research shows that beer can make you smarter'
 

[Entwood]

Logical captain ... most logical  

[phil her up]

You have obviously researched this subject so now you can say that 'research shows that beer can make you smarter'

   Yes it has taken me many years of research, involving much time & effort utilising the services of pubs up & down the country, drinking vast ammounts of beer,sometimes even taking the work into my own home, still you have to make sacrifices to achive a accurate & conclusive result      

[Mr Skrunts]

Kills off the weakest brain cells.

mmmmmm, time to start doing research me thinks.

Will start tomorrow night as I have no plans for the weekend.

 

[albitz]

You have obviously researched this subject so now you can say that 'research shows that beer can make you smarter'

   Yes it has taken me many years of research, involving much time & effort utilising the services of pubs up & down the country, drinking vast ammounts of beer,sometimes even taking the work into my own home, still you have to make sacrifices to achive a accurate & conclusive result      

you have my fullest sympathy ,you have obviously had to go through a great deal of suffering in order to complete your research for the benefit of the rest of us  

[Big Fra]

Big fra no function beer without!

[Biggun]

Sounds right to me