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Re: Wife on offer...
« Reply #15 on: 18 April 2013, 19:41:00 »

wifey used to be like that until i kept saying its like driving miss daisey, now she scares the shite out of me :o :o if stemo was sitting in the passanger seat it would be brown even up the back rest...now i know why there is grab handles above the doors ;)
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« Reply #16 on: 18 April 2013, 19:46:59 »

wifey used to be like that until i kept saying its like driving miss daisey, now she scares the shite out of me :o :o if stemo was sitting in the passanger seat it would be brown even up the back rest...now i know why there is grab handles above the doors ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wife on offer...
« Reply #17 on: 19 April 2013, 00:38:09 »

i know the feeling  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ouch
just got back from casualty to remove lap top from my a**e  :D :D :D
[ must remember to keep coments to my self or when shes gone to bed]  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Wife on offer...
« Reply #18 on: 20 April 2013, 07:49:30 »

i know the feeling  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ouch
just got back from casualty to remove lap top from my a**e  :D :D :D
[ must remember to keep coments to my self or when shes gone to bed]  :o :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Must admit, Have come close to wearing one of my monitors as a necklace ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wife on offer...
« Reply #19 on: 20 April 2013, 08:58:59 »

The wife got stuck at the exit barrier leaving a multi story car park car just wouldn't pull away after lots of trying a que behind her the attendant came over and said take the handbrake off pet she never forgets now  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wife on offer...
« Reply #20 on: 20 April 2013, 11:57:19 »

While driving my 3.0 auto my ex said how come you never change gears with the gear stick like everyone else does , trying to explain an auto from a manual  ... she still never got it  :-X ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Wife on offer...
« Reply #21 on: 20 April 2013, 12:18:18 »

While driving my 3.0 auto my ex said how come you never change gears with the gear stick like everyone else does , trying to explain an auto from a manual  ... she still never got it  :-X ::) ::) ::)

You mean you don't?! :o :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #22 on: 20 April 2013, 12:33:39 »

 :o Wife once said to me " you know we live in Tyne and Wear , where does the Tyne become the Wear ? " err it's two seperate rivers i said, only to be told i was a smart a**e !!! ???
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