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[Vamps]

Thank God he's laughin  

That's OK my son. 8-)

[CaptainZok]

In the same vein,
 Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his friend Zeus, were up in Valhalla,
 when Thor said to Zeus, "Zeus, it's been a long time now.
 I really need to have sex."
 
 Zeus stood and thought for a while, before replying, "Go to Earth Thor,
 and find a "prostitute", and have sex with her.
 
 The next day, Thor came back to see Zeus.  "Zeus," he said, grinning  
 "It was wonderful.  We had sex 20 times!."
 
 "20 times?" exclaimed Zeus "Go and apologize now!".
 Thor went back down to earth and found the prostitute,
 "I'm sorry about last night, but you see, I'm Thor.."
 
 "You're Thor?! " Shouted the prostitute. "You're Thor?! I can't even
pith!!!"

[Darth Loo-knee]

Lmao  

[Vamps]