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If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« on: 18 May 2013, 23:52:11 »

...this would be that deer !  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCSdUhGQoe8
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #1 on: 19 May 2013, 08:14:38 »

Chuck Norris doesn't have to flush the toilet,  he just scares the sh1t out of it! ;D
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #2 on: 19 May 2013, 09:11:50 »

Hey he got of with out paying bloody fare dodgers.  ;D ;D
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #3 on: 19 May 2013, 10:07:00 »

deer oh deer  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #4 on: 19 May 2013, 11:57:41 »

 :o :o   ;D
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #5 on: 19 May 2013, 16:23:39 »

Thing is I cannot see a single moment when the bus driver attempted to brake ???
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #6 on: 19 May 2013, 16:30:15 »

Thing is I cannot see a single moment when the bus driver attempted to brake ???

Nor can I.  The least that can be said is he took ages to stop and attempt to help the poor thing by opening the doors :o :o :o
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #7 on: 19 May 2013, 16:49:52 »

Thing is I cannot see a single moment when the bus driver attempted to brake ???

maybe he was looking to get a free joint for sunday dinner!
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #8 on: 19 May 2013, 18:53:14 »

 :o it won't be as lucky again, that's for sure  :o
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a deer...
« Reply #9 on: 19 May 2013, 19:01:07 »

Thing is I cannot see a single moment when the bus driver attempted to brake ???

Nor can I.  The least that can be said is he took ages to stop and attempt to help the poor thing by opening the doors :o :o :o

Agreed  >:(
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