There was nearly a proper pileup on the M40/A43 Jct on Tuesday, as a lorry had underestimated how catasphorically slowly some retard was going up a fast, long sliproad, and had it proper sideways trying to avoid it. HTF the lorry driver managed to miss the retard and me is a mystery. Good job I was in the Bullet, as I don't think TBE would have stopped in time, or as controlled, and cars behind were all out of shape.
Looks like there was no impacts anywhere, surprisingly, as far as I could see.
By the time the lorry had got moving again, and I was able to catch up with the retarded car driver, he was pootling over the M40 bridge at 20mph, completely oblivious to the incident he had caused, but I heard the lorry give him a good blast of horn.
Absolutely rather retard. If you are not prepared to even attempt the speed limit, give up driving, because you're rather dangerous
