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[Entwood]

GOAL - Stoke 1-0 Southampton - Asmir Begovic (1 minute)

Extraordinary! Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic scores after 14 seconds!

It's a windy day at the Britannia, it always is, but this is a monster of a wind-assisted goal! Begovic kicks it from deep in his own penalty area, Southampton's centre-halves let the ball bounce and it skips over the head of Artur Boruc to fly into the net. What a start!

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

GOAL - Stoke 1-0 Southampton - Asmir Begovic (1 minute)

Extraordinary! Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic scores after 14 seconds!

It's a windy day at the Britannia, it always is, but this is a monster of a wind-assisted goal! Begovic kicks it from deep in his own penalty area, Southampton's centre-halves let the ball bounce and it skips over the head of Artur Boruc to fly into the net. What a start!

 

Well, he's certainly earned his £150,000 this week.

[MR MISTER]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

[moggy]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

Mr Opti is that right,steven gerrard is on £300,000 a week.NFW.

[Sir Tigger KC]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

Mr Opti is that right,steven gerrard is on £300,000 a week.NFW.

 Eeerrrrrmmmm..... Way! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

Mr Opti is that right,steven gerrard is on £300,000 a week.NFW.

Which  means that  'Mr Thicky' earns in a week what a cardiac surgeon takes 3 years to earn .

Total madness.

[Broomies Mate]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

Mr Opti is that right,steven gerrard is on £300,000 a week.NFW.

Which  means that  'Mr Thicky' earns in a week what a cardiac surgeon takes 3 years to earn .

Total madness.

Let's not forget that their 'wage' is just a proportion of their income.

The likes of Beckham have made more money for being a 'celebrity' than kicking a ball around.

Pussy's game!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

Mr Opti is that right,steven gerrard is on £300,000 a week.NFW.

Which  means that  'Mr Thicky' earns in a week what a cardiac surgeon takes 3 years to earn .

Total madness.

Let's not forget that their 'wage' is just a proportion of their income.

The likes of Beckham have made more money for being a 'celebrity' than kicking a ball around.

Pussy's game!

Agreed. A broken nail and they go running to mum with tears in their eyes.

[Rods2]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

Disgraceful what they earn Mr Opti. 

Disgracefully, small amounts. With your wealth, there is no way you would work for a mere £150,000 per hour, in all weathers, on a Saturday afternoon, where you can have your feet up, wall screen TV on, big cigar and finest Scotch in hands and a bevy of young shapely bunga, bunga girls draped all around you in the indoor pool room with a big smile on your face knowing you making more than that in interest an hour. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I saw Stoke get thrashed by the Houston Dynamos back in July when they (and me) were on their summer tour of the US. 

They were crap and it looks like they havn't improved much!    C'mon Daz, 'ave a word!! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He's a goalie, they're on £7.50 an hour.

Nobody  playing in the premiership is on less than £80,000 a week. Some are on nearly £300,000 like Steven EEERRRMMMM Gerrard.

Disgraceful what they earn Mr Opti. 

Disgracefully, small amounts. With your wealth, there is no way you would work for a mere £150,000 per hour, in all weathers, on a Saturday afternoon, where you can have your feet up, wall screen TV on, big cigar and finest Scotch in hands and a bevy of young shapely bunga, bunga girls draped all around you in the indoor pool room with a big smile on your face knowing you making more than that in interest an hour. 

I think you have the wrong idea about me, Mr Rods.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I saw Stoke get thrashed by the Houston Dynamos back in July when they (and me) were on their summer tour of the US. 

They were crap and it looks like they havn't improved much!    C'mon Daz, 'ave a word!! 

When Gordon was between the sticks they at least had a fighting chance.

[Sir Tigger KC]

 a bevy of young shapely bunga, bunga girls draped all around you in the indoor pool room with a big smile on your face

I think you have the wrong idea about me, Mr Rods.

I don't think he has somehow!   

[cleggy]

On todays performance the goalkeeper is worth every penny, I though the forwards were suppose to score goals!!!!!???


Time for a new manager me thinks