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Bastards. All bastards.
« on: 27 November 2013, 22:01:28 »

Just had a call from an old buddy who I've not spoken to in ages, and we were catching up, as you do.

I was telling him of the car accident and the garage explosion, and he's had to hang up to regain his composure, as he was laughing so hard it was hurting.

So I sit here waiting for his call. Bastard, I hope he chokes on his (lack of) breath.
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« Reply #1 on: 27 November 2013, 22:05:31 »

Reminds me of a song I once heard...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXrd3_3fYI

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Re: Bastards. All bastards.
« Reply #2 on: 27 November 2013, 22:09:30 »

Probably why you've not spoken in ages  ::)
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« Reply #3 on: 27 November 2013, 23:24:27 »

Hang on....

No, it will have to wait.

Back in a seck. ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 27 November 2013, 23:29:12 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Bastards. All bastards.
« Reply #5 on: 28 November 2013, 19:36:04 »

When he called back, I started on a rant about my holiday, and breaking my nose, ribs, and coming home 3 people short.

He's gonna call me again at the weekend. Once he's got some oxygen in.

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« Reply #6 on: 28 November 2013, 21:27:53 »

 ;D :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 29 November 2013, 08:00:46 »

And they say trouble comes in threes!!!! ::)
What's it like to be a 'Mouldbreaker' TB? ;D ;) :-*
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